Michael 🗺 Kussmaul, for a peaceful world 🌻🇺🇦🇨🇭

@OnlyInBOS @RebeccaSlatkin But at least it still looks intact!

The Romans built The Colosseum. We built this...

@EmmaScott Yeah this is against united nations charter on biological weapons…

Reported and blocked.

@ChristophvonEi Wollte mich nur kurz für Ihren tollen Artikel „Wie das Mittelmeer entstanden ist“ im Tagesanzeiger bedanken. Habe ihn mir gerade heute als Sonntagslektüre gelesen - so könnte das Wochenende immer starten!

@rosyna Device overlord

What do you call it when all of these devices (except the AirPods Max) are in use simultaneously by one person?

@eevblog 3 mils?

Rate the thinness of my pizza base...

@mattyxb They should lower the price to 50 cent - that would be a statement!

One of my inventions was completely knocked off in China, so I obviously had to test out if it was any good.

@steven_aquino I read your text and saw that image just beneath it - and was confused for a moment 🤣 @Shitty_Future

Here’s my quarterly reporting of Apple’s earnings call:

@gavinthomas2015 @EmmaScott OMG didn’t know cheese could behave like this - and I know cheese, as I‘m Swiss…

Quick tip: don't use dollar tree cheese for air fryer cheese toast. Tf is going on here 😂

@RebeccaSlatkin I‘m jealous- you got a better deal and only pay on results!!!

finally my shitty cardboard automata toys are getting the attention they deserve

@StephenBaeFleek And you have to stir like in a Swiss fondue instead of swiping left and right…

Hear me out. A dating app, but you don't get dates. You get cheese

@EmmaScott Why not first?

Second wedding.

@MikeMuellerLate Ws gibt nur Rotwein und kein Grünwein - damit keine Einigung und daher die Abgangsentschädigung, ist ja logisch!

Der städtische Datenschützer von Zürich erhält 2.5 Jahreslöhne als Abgangsentschädigung, nachdem er von sich aus gegangen ist. Normal wären drei Flaschen Wein und ein warmer Händedruck. Vermutlich kostet das die rot-grünen Zwinglianer zu viel Überwindung.

@RebeccaSlatkin They should have waited and then jump on 3-factor auth in the future right away!

WHAT YEAR IS IT

@EmmaScott This is so good!

Capitalism

@Phantom_TheGame @rosyna And there is also a „join our waiting list“ for the upcoming concurrency debugging feature

Visual Studio is implementing a character limit. You only get 300 characters per class unless you upgrade to Visual Studio Premium. The price is $8 per month. You also get the ability to edit your classes after you've saved them!

@Phantom_TheGame @rosyna I also heard you loose your C++ status and get downgraded to standard C if you do too many syntax errors!

@RebeccaSlatkin Pssst, don‘t tell that trick to my wife!

My husband folding a shirt in front of me so I never ask him for help with laundry again

We like the secret handshake thing😄 @bikepackingcom : “Oh, you know MapOut too?” You do the secret handshake and give each other the knowing eye. bikepacking.com/gear/editors-d…

@eevblog What you mean: OVER-engineer brain kicks in 😀

When you go looking at Xmas lights and engineer brain kicks in.

@ThBenkoe @MikeMuellerLate @BinderMarianne @ThierryBurkart Als Aargauer: das kann doch nicht euer Ernst sein so ein Gesetz zu unterstützen!!!