i think

oozing oscar showed up at my crib

kids are doing the fender bender challenge

dude please stop knocking my socks off

you just knocked my socks off with that one

wearing aluminum foil shoes

gobbling pork if you will

going into the mountains with joey chestnut and coming out well versed in the ways of munching meat

white people be like let me like this tweet that says “white people be like i just got into a car accident”

sitting in darkness crying while listening to Fun Fun Fun by Pharrell

what if we started saying pussy bruh moment do you guys think that would be funny

making a 2000s cod edit of joey chestnut destroying a hundred hotdogs

waking up and seeing my worst tweet maybe ever got 700 likes

frutiger with the soft a

watching ancient aliens on my phone in the bathtub of the greatest rager of the century

my white friends smoke detector went off and he immediately went “are those gunshots?”

boy you look like white urkel

white people be like i just got into a car accident

nah boy got that clav grindset nah

you got grown ass feet Bruh