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Can someone photoshop out the guy behind my girl and I? 😭🤞🏼

it’s great people want to vote the tories out it’s just a mad shame that they didn’t want it when there was a genuinely good person leading labour and not a closest tory transphobe

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

Aint it mad how you never see someone with the same fridge as you

I actually can’t with people that post selfies on Facebook from a hospital bed. Like seriously. At your BIG age. Absolute beg on toast 😂😂😂

Who’s decision was it to change the shape of the strawberry delight in quality street and make the wrappers all dull and boring? Criminal behaviour really

Just purged through over 8,000 photos/videos on my phone and noticed I take a ridiculous amount of accidental screenshots. Over 1,000 to be more accurate 🤣

Swear down I’ve been ill for like 80% of the year it’s not even funny anymore

@RyanKellyW You still got 1 of these?

X2 MORGAN SEATREE TICKETS ON SALE - UNFUSSY XMAS THE LAST DANCE - MANCHESTER JOSHUA BROOKS 8TH DECEMBER #morganseatree #joshuabrooks #manchester #unfussy

Anyone got a Joshua Brooks ticket for sale for Unfussy/Morgan Seatree tonight? #unfussy #joshuabrooks #morganseatree

@Jodiebeckx You still got this? X

Selling a Joshua brooks ticket for tonight - unfussy the label - Morgan seatree #joshuabrooks #morganseatree

There’s nothing better when I’m feeling a bit shit than going on the whats on in Ramsbottom facebook page and reading all the drama - a fuckin love it

Still think it’s madness that millionaires got in a fuckin tin can to go see the Titanic. Wild year.

Hope there’s gonna be some good Black Friday deals on cheese and butter this year cause what t he fuck are these prices now

My uvula is swollen to the size of a golf ball what the actual fuck 😭

@lukeives05 Appreciate the advice Luke, never would’ve thought of that!

Please for the love of god will people stop inviting me to like pages on Facebook!!!

People who constantly talk drive me mad. Just lemme sit here in peace and quiet for 5 minutes PLEASE!

I’d honestly flatten em all like bowling pins the absolute pricks