Emily Egan

Ordered myself this, the most accurate depiction of motherhood I've ever seen. Going straight on the wall.

@AgeFriendlyIrl @GalwayCoCo @GalwayCityCo @CCMALocalGov @IPB_Insurance @LGiU Are you live tweeting the event?

Ireland's National Age Friendly Recognition & Achievement Awards are getting underway this evening, hosted by @GalwayCoCo and @GalwayCityCo #AgeFriendlyIreland

Bye everyone, I'm out. (Of this app)

Todays the day! Here’s an explainer on how to #VoteLeftTransferLeft one more time before you head into vote 🗳️ Give your first preference to the left candidate you most want to see elected - People who have ruled out coalition with Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael. you do not need to give your first preference to someone who is the most likely to get elected, you reserve your number 1 for the person you most align with politically. Give your number 2 to any other left candidate who has ruled out coalition with Fianna Fáil or Fine Gael. Give your 3rd 4th and 5th to any other parties of the left you would like to see elected. No preferences for government parties. No preference for right-wing independents. No preference for anti-choice parties.

On my way up to vote for Ruth Coppinger because she is a QUEEN. #VoteLeftTransferLeft

#leadersdebate good thing we are paying so much to protect the environment

Ok but why is @EdGambleComedy on my pizza box? #OffMenu

@henriksen1 @fesshole This comment is so underrated

@fesshole Did you know that Snickers workwear were formerly known as Marathon workwear?

I recently discovered that women get really turned on at the sight of a bloke on the tools wearing the snickers work wear with all the pockets. I've even started wearing mine to the pub on my days off. I don't even work on the tools, I work in a bank.

@CadburyIreland hitting me hard this morning with a perfectly sealed packet of air in my breakfast Roses tub. It was an orange one too, 1 of my 5 a day! The cruelty.

@mamagenevieve Mens XL sweatpants. Don't bother with the maternity ones, they never fit well and always end up uncomfortable

Let's hope they also get some phone pouches! rte.ie/news/ireland/2…

I'm too old to watch #Heartstopper on #Netflix because all of them have long lingering hugs or deep conversations with the front door wide open, letting all the heat out. I could NEVER.

@Colmogorman If I've learned anything from growing up in the 90s is that anything spelled with a 'ph' is a compliment. That's a phact.

Such a flirt! 😗

@hashjenni They've got the audacity, gall and gumption.

periods, pregnancy, menopause... while men just.. live their lives? i don't get it

Good thing we don't need any school places for kids with ASD, or funding for ANY mental health or disability services. This is so wide of the mark it's almost impossible.

It's officially that time of year where all the really cool looking clothes I like turn out to be Halloween costumes..

@lindyloo25 Good thing we are getting all those alarms fitted

Anyone wondering what it's like to be an #ISL interpreter?

@NJSimmondsbooks Don't make me tell you that fetch isn't going to happen...

@laracroft838 Fetch!

My 15 yo has a crush on a guy in her class so is going to ask him what the date is today just for her own amusement (and mine).

I had such high hopes for Autism services being improved under Simon Harris, jokes on me. #HSE #Budget2024 @AsIAmIreland