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@janlevinson69 😂😂

It’s not easy having the most snatched waist to hip ratio in all of First Canadian Place

@janlevinson69 Are those from crumbl

They tried to make this illegal in Toronto, Canada

@janlevinson69 You have to actually think you deserve to relax

Anyone have a hack for becoming more relaxed? I’m not gonna do pills and I can’t drink or smoke weed. Also I’m scared of ketamine and I already take ashwagandha and exercise every day.

@janlevinson69 @___frye 😂

@___frye Give me a pee job

“i need a job” and “i have a job” are opposite statements. but “i need to pee” and “i have to pee” mean the same thing. what gives

@janlevinson69 It is definitely a thing she 100% normal

My mom uses the expression “fucking the dog” to refer to when people waste time and do nothing. “He fucked the dog all day.” Just need to know if this is normal or she is insane.

@janlevinson69 Not me girl 🫢

Who gonna come with me to Dufferin mall

@janlevinson69 😂

They call me Micheal the way I jacked your son

@janlevinson69 😂😂

If I see u in the office kitchen microwaving Factor meals I’m putting open scissors on your chair

@janlevinson69 👏👏

The trick to making serious gains is developing ocd

@janlevinson69 🤣

Shorty writing a think piece on how much she thinkin bout my piece

@janlevinson69 Lol

Short form content instant scrolls: - Long acrylic nails - Miu miu glasses - Amazon jewelry - Vegan leather jacket - Undereye patches - Fat

Canada needs a Nick Shirley

@janlevinson69 Lol

How you writing a think piece but you can’t think and got no piece

@janlevinson69 So real

Idk how many more coffee chats I have left in me

@janlevinson69 Not if you add a hard boiled egg

Eating a can of tuna at my desk, is it over? Be honest

White people be like my dog is having her bbl removed

White people be like my dog is microdosing Mounjaro

White people be like my dog loves Korean corn dogs

@janlevinson69 Lol

@janlevinson69 Lol

White people be like mom why did you put my bong in the dishwasher