Lenko Rules!

@TimHortons thanks for the extra (plastic) fibre

@DFO_Pacific Hey, can you fix your f’n website so I CAN buy a license? Been down all weekend. Missing out here!!!!

Don’t be lured away from the rules - always carry your recreational #fishing licence with you! It’s the most important thing in your tackle box. ow.ly/aKFW50OZvMj

@CityNewsVAN Thank goodness! Back to normal.

The bike lanes in Vancouver’s Stanley Park have begun to come down and they appear to have been replaced with tons of traffic. vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/05/22/sta…

Am I crazy? Or does this look like @RobSchneider in Three Amigos? 🎵 Sweet Little Buttercup… won’t you stay a ….

@DriveBC Has anyone run a cost comparison for replacing this stupidity with heat trace cable?

⚠️ HEADS UP - #BCHwy1 winter maintenance is in effect on the #PortMannBridge. The westbound HOV lane is closed till 4:00 AM. Please watch for crews and traffic control. #SurreyBC #Coquitlam #ConeZoneBC #SDMO

@DriveBC Single vehicle accident eastbound, moved the centre barriers into the westbound fast lane. Traffic was stopped eastbound and very slow westbound.

📡#BCHwy1 - report of an eastbound vehicle incident by Bridal Falls in the Popkum area. Watch for First Responders on scene. #SDMO #SlowDownMoveOver #Chillwack #ConeZoneBC🦺

Do people actually buy these? Even at 70% off, I’m not sure I’d want one on my front lawn.

@ericwoodward any idea why no one can answer When the 216/Glover project will actually be completed? Train signals appear to be complete… traffic signals up, but inoperative. Only a year and a half overdue?!

@McDonaldsCanada new sign looks like “do not enter” at a quick glance. I figured it wasn’t available! Oh, and your Wifi doesn’t work. 1131 Austin in Coquitlam

@WBrettWilson That’s because True D’Oh! is just continuing his fathers task of royally fucking the Canadian Economy… I still am disgusted at the stupid for voting him in a first time, nevertheless a second (and probably third!!)

Canada just missed possibly one of the greatest opportunities in its history - National Post Corrected headline - Trudeau Fucks Up Again. apple.news/ANq6ihN-bTuuez…

@waDNR Fucking savage. I like you.

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

@not_nia_labs Now that it's over .. where was this one? Couldn't find it 🤯

Maybe there is some relief on the opposite site of the globe... at night...

My own toast wanted to join Toasty on their final outing before sending Toasty home to @NianticThia. This is spot #8. That means it’s time for the submission form: forms.gle/KTswJCswLSqB3m…

@AM730Traffic train crossing arms down at 192 & Golden Ears due to stuck train. An hour now.

@CityNewsTraffic train stuck at 192 & Golden Ears Way. Arms down, can’t cross. Stuck for 45 minutes now

Nah, no one wants to touch it. Even ToL blames Hydro and MoTH. And no, Gord.. it doesn’t help. (I how this helps? Wtf)

@ericwoodward any chance you can figure out what the delay is? ToL blaming @bchydro and @CanadianPacific

@Hersheys WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE BRIDGE MIXTURE!?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

@LangleyTimes anyone know what’s going on (aka gone wrong)with this project? It has been stalled for over a year now. I’m sure it’s well over the originally over-inflated cost now.

@TheGeorgeGray ok, I just have to know… is there a running joke or something with “rear bumper appliqué!” when listing off features of new cars?