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I'd chuck in a tenner and a pack of pickled onion monster munch

welcome to the uk btw

Hi @AvantiWestCoast - is there any chance the 11.24 from Milton Keynes to Manchester will be held for a few minutes to allow people on the delayed LNR train through Hemel Hempstead to make their connection? Please!!!!

He's cancelling Christmas. For the first time, a politician is *actually* trying to cancel Christmas. #womp #womp

Have young women today forgotten about or simply not ever seen what happened to Jade Goody? This thread is insane. I would be dead today without cervical screening. Please go.

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted

Admittedly a step ahead of Evri who no longer provide photos full stop...

Feeling very reassured that my secret Santa present has arrived. Thanks @RoyalMail

I'm old enough to remember when virtually everybody in the working class Lancashire town I grew up in voted Labour. Most workers were in unions & most of us were proud democratic socialists. We knew who our opponents were, it wasn't our areas Pakistani community who had come to work hard in our cotton mills; our enemies were the rich, the Tories who didn't want to pay their fair share into society and didn't give a damn for worker's rights & conditions. The country has changed in the past 50 years, but my values have not and never will. Social justice for all, regardless of class, gender, sexuality or ethnicity. I'd rather chop off my hand than vote for the right - Tory or Reform.

i am alarmed because aging populations are gonna strain developed economies, you are alarmed because you are racist

Absoutely love when companies replace 90% of their customer service teams with absolutely useless AI auto-response bots who can't actually help @DecathlonUK all I want to know is where my order is when it was due 4 days ago... Why is that so hard?!

Entomologist here 🙋‍♂️🤓🐜 Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more 👀 Let’s dive in 👇🧵 (1/?)

Got a bit ballsy on the train and asked a guy to turn his phone volume down or use headphones. "Why should I do that?" "Because it's annoying for the rest of us" "Shame isn't it" and he turned the volume up 🙃 I really dislike people sometimes

On a more serious note it is a shame Christian Horner got fired over bad performance and not last year after the harassment allegations

"man i wish there was some way to combine racing and dancing, that would be so cool!" the humble haasfamily:

this is what privilege looks like, and we shouldn't ignore how much harm looking the other way because things don't affect us directly does. don't be Tom Felton

In Fahrenheit 451, the abolition of reading began with tech companies simplifying books into summaries that you could read in five minutes. Because people no longer engaged with the texts, they forgot how to think. Then came the book-burnings.

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked little alex horne and he said all the information is on the task