LG

No surprise: Trump lies.

Can confirm this

I pushed into a math class and a student answered “$1.00 puuuuurrr ounce”

Working on prefixes and a student put “deez” for de-

My middle schoolers are SO funny I hate having to be an adult

Tried to manifest “I’m lucky and everything goes my way” then proceeded to have the worst work day recorded in history

I love being friendly to strangers

It was on this day 31 years ago that my parents got engaged and set in motion what would become a legacy larger than life. I love my mum and dad so much… I’m proud to be their son ❤️

It’s about time we go back to a trade and barter system IM TIRED

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

God created insects to be tattooed on cute girls

I go to war every day as a middle school slp

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

My last day of work before break getting canceled bc it’s gonna be too cold is a Christmas miracle

Like I really think the world would be a better place if men platonically cuddled their friends

Men don’t snuggle with their guy friends and honestly that’s just so sad to me

@nikkiproctorr Bitch???!!??

2,000 miles from Fall River on thanksgiving eve 🤧

The feminine urge to rot in bed for a few days