Lauren Wheeler

So much has happened in my almost 2 1/2 year hiatus from Tweeter…my little babies have grown so much…and we added a precious baby dog to our family 🥰 #hollyjolly #tortietwins #annabelleandaspen

If it weren’t so darn cold, I could sit on my balcony all night long 💙

Guess what!! The Fun Pillows are back for a limited time at @HomeDepot_1018 and only at $14.98 each! Pink and Purple, Blue and Green, and of course, Home Depot Orange...Awesome gifts for your kiddos, down at North Oceanside store #1018!!! 🤗🥳 @PayetteBilly @NotoKara @JabarrBean

@5SecsOfBanging Please call me if you need some company, I’m off tomorrow and can bring the foot spa! 🤗

My husband hasn’t even left for his trip yet & I’m already having a mental breakdown from being so sad. Don’t do long distance relationships for a whole year, it honestly fucked me up with terrible separation anxiety. I get so sad when I haven’t seen him in like 10 hours now.

🎶 Frosty the Snowman was a Jolly, Happy, Soul...when he saved this holiday season with an HVAC tune up!! Hurry down to @HomeDepot_1018 and stay out of the cold before Christmas!! ❄️☃️

@5SecsOfBanging I can’t wait to sit on my balcony and watch the same sunsets 😭💜

I love having our own house to call home & watch pretty sunsets from. Today was hard on my fat, pregnant ass, but our house looks so Christmas cozy & a sunset over a view like this to end the day with makes it that much better 🥰💕

@5SecsOfBanging Lmao that was rude of him 🤣🤣🤣

This child really just kicked my bladder so hard, I peed a little. Excuse me, sir ☹️

@5SecsOfBanging I can’t wait!! Idk if I can wait until Sunday! 😭🥰💖💙

I’m only a few minutes away from finding out our baby’s gender 😭💕 While that’s super exciting, I also have to pee so bad I might actually pee my pants. Are they sure they need a full bladder for the scan? Lmao 😂

Happy Halloween everyone!! Have a very fun and safe night!! 🎃🍬🤗

When you order a Christmas ornament for your two new little kittens...and you get two little pine cones 😐🤣 #onlineshoppingfail

@5SecsOfBanging Omg stop lol you are beautiful 💖💚💜

Dammit, I used to be so hot 😭😭

Billy Bones is here @HomeDepot_1018 spreading safety awareness through Milwaukee! “Buy your PPE or you’ll turn out like me...” 😂 Vests and Glasses, Gloves and Hats, we’ve got it all here in Aisle 23!! @PayetteBilly @JohnnyAtoe @NotoKara @JabarrBean

@5SecsOfBanging Idk why I thought my eyes were reading the picture wrong lmaooo like I thought it was someone else 😂😂😂

@lmwl2289 I said the exact same thing yesterday 😂😂

Hold on...WHAT!? 😱🥰

Success Sharing Day 3 @ #THD1018 #NorthOceanside #WeekendOfTheDecades #GreaseLightning #CallMeSandy

#SuccessSharingKickoff starting now!! #WeekendOfTheDecades choose your favorite decade and dress the part!! 😜 #those80stho #sidepony #jennarink #glam #dancepartytime #13GoingOn30 #RockAndRoll #NorthOceanside1018

Introducing...Annabelle and Aspen 💞 these precious girls came bursting into our lives when we needed it most. We will always carry Izie and Jazzy in our hearts...and now have so much joy and happiness from these baby girls. We love them so much already 💖🐱💜 #twinning #torties

@5SecsOfBanging I love this!! 🤗

So for the past few days, I’ve been trying to figure out what I want to do for my Halloween costume since I don’t know if I’ll ever be pregnant again with a giant bump on Halloween. I just found this and I’m fucking dying 😂 I think this is the one

@5SecsOfBanging There’s a limit?? Lol 😂

Hey Siri, how much is too much tomato juice to drink while pregnant? ...asking for a friend.

@5SecsOfBanging 🤣🤣🤣

Still valid.