Cheif O’Keef

can't even celebrate that we're finally overcoming the two party system because the cost is the Evil Nazi Mega Hitler Rape Party

Got a haircut and bothered to style it so I fear it is finally over for you bitches

Pushing past the fact he isn’t real I truly think I could save Leon Kennedy

"you're so cringe" it's okay. I understand. I'm in my thirties and none of that is real

I’ll never forget the first time I saw a “you can’t hand a white girl a joint, she’ll say thank you” type tweet and I just went Oh no…

I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.

@mattshumer_ AI terrifying by your standards but also by your standards we should spend hours collectively each day teaching it how to further steal our jobs etc?

Email? Isn’t that the thing pedophiles do?

i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations hayley williams

why she reheating kanyes spoon

Something about having a nondescript marketing job is good for the soul

Unemployed for the next three days, might go and find some mini roundabouts to paint

if your job is still WFH its basically like having a rent controlled apartment. u cant leave cause nobody is hiring for these anymore

*bangs sign* Guy Fawkes was right

I had my suspicions but this fucking sucks

The dilf of the year list literally reads as my top five (men), choosing to ignore the implications tbh

@jk_rowling Better luck next year Jo x

I’ll say it, this is Lily Allen’s Lemonade… her Fish N Chips if you please

Brb making big decisions and then crying about it for three days