LostPants

X: mental illness but monitized.

@noelle_1025 😂 nah. I only have a few objects that I care much about. Like this GM, a small flashlight, and my buddies pocket knife he gave me before he died of liver cancer. I'd start WW3 over those objects. Everything else is whatever.

@LostPants21 I've had things like that. Lost a lot of them though. It's ok to be sentimental as long as you don't turn into a hoarder 🙂‍↕️

Every time I dig through my old gear, this is the one that stops me cold. I’ll stare at it for an hour. A silent partner who never let me down. The rubber’s still good. The seal’s still tight. I swear this thing looks at me like, ‘Let's be a problem again.’

@noelle_1025 I have others but this one is mine. It's the old reliable friend. It’s been there for it all and will do it again. No questions asked. Weird how objects can feel alive. 😂

@LostPants21 We might need that for the apocalypse. Keep it.

this is the reason why women live longer than men

@noelle_1025 How did you know? 😅 my daughter is here, telling me about the fan fiction she wrote while she messes around on the treadmill. Niece and nephew are running around like lunatics. I'm currently in charge of the house because my wife and her dad went to the Phillies game.

@LostPants21 🥰 so you're working out? Are the kids joining in? Mine do. It's hilarious.

It rained all day and I responded by becoming a couch‑dwelling swamp creature.

@noelle_1025 I'm glad you feel so good. Everyone deserves a day.

@LostPants21 😂 I got to take a long nap. I feel awesome right now.

@chosenofKek No lies right there.

@LostPants21 Dude SOAD rarely had a miss in my book but yes this is one of their best.

Alright, time to get my ass off the couch and practice for white boy summer. I better not be the only one. music.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9wM_…

@chosenofKek Easily one of their best.

@LostPants21 Love that song.

@shanaigans247 Yeah I have to get up. Starting to get stir-crazy.

@LostPants21 Same except its a recliner....

This is not an appropriate outfit for an FBI agent, the dress is so restrictive, the heels aren't the best to run in and she is going to catch a cold...

@thesego2eleven Someone was just checking in on ya.

Found one of you hoppin around the yard today 😂

@LurtisKoe @noelle_1025 It was such a good album

@noelle_1025 @LostPants21 I did the same thing. Cept 1999 the mudvayne album came out and was obsessed

Log entry 1: It's 45.2 hours into 1999 and my tamagotchi is dead already. The horrors continue. 😭

@120proofBrandy Can't have that

@LostPants21 Also typing words makes my thumbs tired.

I know you only click the like button because you are trying to be nice to the little handicapped boy. 🫶

I held the night’s watch. Guard me while I get my beauty rest. I’m fragile at this time of day.

@ThrillaRilla369 The taxes fixed it all. Duh

1960s- Oil will be gone in 10 years… 1970s- Another Ice age in 10 years… 1980s- Acid rain will destroy crops in 10 years… 1990s- Ozone layer gone in 10 years… 2000s- Ice caps will be gone in 10 years… None of this happened but all resulted in high taxes

@hooray4problemz You homie. Gm

@LostPants21 That’s so fucking funny 🖤💚

X: mental illness but monitized.

@AmanitaMinute Mmmmmhm. I had a strange suspicion I was being watched.

@LostPants21 I can’t sleep after scrying all day 😵‍💫

It's Friday night and I'm at work. What's your excuse?