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Me when I got a job and every day since

@SixMilVoices Hi, trying to get on the live tour I registered for at 11:00 central time. My link is not working, since I rescheduled. I never got a new link. I sent an email as well. What should I do?

The formula: A complex story suddenly becomes the irresistible focus of public attention. Most people have no background knowledge about the relevant influences, technical aspects or the hidden stakeholders. The story has an intuitive, human element—a moral dimension, that forces everyone to react. Complexity is artificially reduced to a binary choice. Those who explore extra dimensions, notice inconsistencies, apply historical lessons, are publicly punished for an inferred moral defect. Those who have fallen for the false dichotomy pile on, intimidating or isolating those who reject the simplification.

I'll be honest: I did not have multiple air-to-air F-22 kills in US territorial airspace on my 2023 bingo card.

@PatrickMahomes #WreckEm

I’m completely confused by any Americans who want to re-elect Donald Trump or Joe Biden. I just don’t get it. This is a country of Hundred’s of Millions of decent smarter, younger less damaged people with proven success records and a desire to unite people. It makes zero sense.

@thomas_farris3 I’d put OJ and a breakfast burrito up against milk and cookies any day

Orange juice does not get adequate praise

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

@CChamplinRRS @BenjaminGolan 👋

@BenjaminGolan and I can now send unlimited invites to the Texas Tech twitter community. Who still needs one? 👀 twitter.com/i/communities/…

Mama called. 🔴#WreckEm⚫️

UPSET IN LUBBOCK 🚨 Playing without their top two scorers, @TexasTechMBB takes down No. 6 Kansas in a Big 12 showdown‼️

#NASAWebb is fully deployed! 🎉 With the successful deployment & latching of our last mirror wing, that's: 50 major deployments, complete. 178 pins, released. 20+ years of work, realized. Next to #UnfoldTheUniverse: traveling out to our orbital destination of Lagrange point 2!

Put wells in the shed :(

OMG this is the greatest interview ever!!!!! Quick, someone auto tune….

i found a loophole

An early offer, but worth the wait. We'll be ready for her! @PatrickMahomes @brittanylynne8

@knb81606 @TXSportsLife @K1 @JManziel2 Is this a real tweet 😂😂😂

@TXSportsLife @K1 @JManziel2 Here is the starter! Do what you want with the others! 🤘🏼

Start One. Bench One. Cut One. Who y’all got? 🤔

@UNC_Basketball @TexasTechMBB

We're looking for a home game this week (February 16-18). Please contact us if interested.

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned