Luke Heneghan

@samkazi90 Bang out of order if you ask me mate

I need to take some non league gaffers and clubs to tribunal… a samosa for secret Santa 3 years in a row, Sin bin Laden, Sergio Samosa had it all!

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

He’s a knob but he’s absolutely bang on

@ConnorCullen__ Ball striking coach 🤝🏼

Have it

Getting them in before I inevitably dry up in October

More goals than hours sleep, all the best

@blundenm8 Correct, scored 2 goals just for the linesman to break his ankle and the game to get abandoned. Goals scrapped, cheers

Football is a funny old game 🤣🤣

@Billywingrove @Jackwoods2020 @blundenm8 Cheers Bill

@lukehenners @Jackwoods2020 @blundenm8 I was looking for a clips of Arron rinsing me for a reel I want to make….God bless you mate 🙏🏻🤍

How on earth have they let that fat bastard score

@Billywingrove @Jackwoods2020 @blundenm8 Can’t believe a 42 year old man has searched his own name to scroll through tweets about himself 😭😭😭

@Jackwoods2020 @blundenm8 I’m 42, Azza is 38. But you’re right mate playing in defence when I’m a natural attacker against him there was nothing I could do. Well and truly pulled my pants down 😂😂😂. Still trying to pull them back up today 😅

@bchapman1971 @BSFC_Official Fuck me enjoy your promotion without thinking about egham you sausage 😂😂😂😂😂

What ever happens next season this one has been incredible @BSFC_Official thank you to my coaching team, the club and fans. A special day for the club, these promotion winning sandwiches taste so much better at a 1/3rd of the price.

@RaynersLaneFC @Scottyp1 The chairman at the end of September

Scott Patmore @Scottyp1 returns to Rayners Lane after leading us to our first Middlesex Cup win and historic promotion. Time to finish what we started. #UnfinishedBusiness #RaynersLane #WelcomeBackScott

@NonLeagueHeroes @Sammerson1 Love this free kick from Henners in a 7-1 demolition

@GlennOMaraBald1 @NonLeagueHeroes @Sammerson1 Glenn love it mate, sambucas on the 12th on me

NON LEAGUE WONDER GOALS 🤩 As we are coming to the near end of the season, with Non League Football thriving at the moment, thousands upon thousands of goals scored every week, let’s see your wonder goals of 2024/25 season! Will start, this strike by @Sammerson1 for @HanworthVillaFC is our wonder goal pick! 🎥 Credit ~ @FarnhamTownFC Let’s see yours, start a thread. We will repost the best ones 🔥 #NonLeague #Goals #WonderGoals #Football #GoalsGoalsGoals

@WokinghamTownFC Looked like he was carrying these buds all game

🏆 MAN OF THE MATCH 🏆 Tonight’s AH Home Improvements Man of the Match is Sam Green. ahhomeimprovements.co.uk

@Craige_SK10 @woodhouse50 @E_K_FC @EghamTown @JubileeSilver Kit Kat fingers

@woodhouse50 @E_K_FC @EghamTown @JubileeSilver @lukehenners 🤦🏻‍♂️

@E_K_FC 1 @EghamTown 5..@JubileeSilver .one of the goals

One more year🦽

@Jackwoods2020 Yeah like it

@lukehenners No brainer henners

Had worse Mondays 🍺🍺

@Jackwoods2020 😂😂😂😂😂

Got a few of the ladies shy because they’ve got fried eggs I’ll take your arses n all why not feeling generous

@EghamTown Corrrrr signing of the summer 😍

@anthonyoc12 Woops