Sarag

the idea of having tattoos making it harder to get a job is so bizarre bc when i see someone with a lot of tattoos i don't think "degenerate", i think "nice, a guy who schedules lots of appointments and shows up to them on time"

When I was a little girl in the 90s, I wanted a Batman birthday party, but I was told that "Batman was for boys." Growing up, I always joked that someday I'd get that Batman birthday party when I turned 32 (my favorite number). I gave up on that idea, but my boyfriend didn't.

most ppl who put pronouns in their bios do so to be considerate of others most vaccinated ppl who continue to wear masks do so to be considerate of others what is wrong with you people that you're so enraged about people doing small things out of consideration for others?

babe are u ok u've hardly touched ur fUCKING GAS PEDAL THE SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY ARE YOU GOING 50

Not everything is for able-bodied people. Some are thoughtful enough to make a way for those who have reduced mobility to get their socks on. Never forget to appreciate the little things you CAN do, because putting your socks on can be a whole different world for someone else.

I paid my therapist a stack to find this out. 🧎🏾‍♂️

really bummed that soon i will have to stop cancelling plans "due to covid" and start canceling plans with my usual bag of petty lies

Me: Calls to refill birth control on day 21 of 28 day pack because I’m going on vacation. Told I need a prior auth from insurance company to refill before day 25. Also me: Walks into a gun store because I’m having a bad day and walks out with a gun 10 min later.

- Don’t walk home - I’ll get an Uber - not safe either - A cab? A night bus? - No. Don’t dress too pretty or feminine - Ok - But not like an ugly frigid bitch or dyke either - ok - Don’t lead him on but don’t reject his feelings - Ok - And cheer up love it may never happen

Funny how people always say “avoid that like the plague” and then the plague shows up and millions of people do very little to avoid it.

Is this Wandavision

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem

TONIGHT AT 9PM UK TIME - BRAND NEW MUNRO SINGLE AND MUSIC VIDEO youtube.com/watch?v=4PsrwZ…