Marlyse

“if i were you, id-“ if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

BLACK socialists at that, since ppl like to pretend that the left is only white people for some reason

There is a new Democratic Socialist in Congress. DSA congratulates our member Chris Rabb on his election for Pennsylvania’s 3rd Congressional District. This victory would not have been possible without the work of thousands of working class people across Philadelphia organizing for a better world. We will be with Congressman Rabb every step of the way in the fight to abolish ICE, free Palestine and win Medicare for All.

Chris Rabb has won the PA-03 Democratic primary in Philadelphia. He will be the first Socialist Philadelphia has ever elected to the House of Representatives

Using my big brown eyes as a weapon of mass destruction and to get whatever I want

“it’s rude to be on your phone at a restaurant” i know i’m so sorry i just remembered tortoises and needed to google about them really quick. it couldn’t wait unfortunately. age, size, etc.

pickle daddy: get in da brine

I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

i do not trust people who listen to drake on purpose. if he comes on shuffle it’s whatever. but purposely going out of your way to listen to a drake album will have me side eyeing you until the end of times

hey @CoryBooker -i thought you didn’t endorse dems in other states, are you worried that @chrisrabb the anti genocide candidate in this philly primary has a shot of winning?

it must fuck nasty style to be normal. no major health concerns or disorders. no torments. i bet it feels so awesome.

"we saw you across the bar and we hate your vibe, we are beating you to death"

Medication side effects are like you May get Brain Zaps You may suffer loss of appetite. Hallucinations of the Hamburger Helper Glove trying to fight You are common

Told yall I'd never let minnesota win on my watch

In light of a recent statement by the United States government…

"you're so funny" thanks i probably would've been lobotomized in 1940

@spelunky_ I would follow you onto the sun 🫶🏻

@lyseemarr but i care about your opinion the most :)

hey @lyseemarr what are your thoughts on this?

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow