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@Rothmus Pizza was a healthy food when I was in kindergarten

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@brentjtaylor @CoryBMorgan CFIB lobbied the government to disperse 2.5 billion in carbon tax collection from small businesses.

@CoryBMorgan I just got an email from CRA indicated we are getting a carbon tax credit for our business. Covers the last 4 years. Yeah you read that right. They just calculated and are sending a ‘rebate’ for business for the last four years. Where on earth is this money coming from?

The GST holiday idea flopped. I wonder what Prime Minister Pinhead will try next in desperation?

@Martyupnorth_2 Simple argument. Do you dry your clothes with clothesline or dryer. Why? I rest my case.

Many of us have been saying this for decades. Billy Bob getting the message out. Wind and solar are old technology, unsuitable for a technologically advanced society like ours. x.com/i/status/18609…

@Snow_Blacck Bwomp

Can anybody SPELL the sound this makes?? 😭😭

@JerryTaylorAyr If they had another brain they could start a rock garden.

Help me out with a wee project troops. What's the funniest insult you've ever heard? For example, "Their nose is that big they could smell a Sunday Roast on a Wednesday." Cheers in advance... I think 🤣

@AMAZlNGNATURE Practicing for AGT

What the hell is this bird doing?😮

@jverona77 Stumpy

@PlsntVlyFarmer Don’t feel that bad, I smashed my whole nail off when I was a kid, using a blacksmith hammer to pound staples. Smrt

Ok I feel dumb(er) now

@bl_ag_inc Change the bottom seal, stuff the void in the seal as full of old grocery bags as possible, using a dowel. This bulks up the seal but still remains malleable enough to conform to deviations in the floor.

Anyone have any solutions to garage doors leaking? Usually only from an east wind but still annoying

@historyinmemes Now do hot dogs

The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how mcnuggets are made and smugly said 'now who would still eat this?' and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad

@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder What about the cameraman recording the cameraman

@PicturesFoIder This is what the job of sports cameramen who film skiers looks like. Sometimes the cameramen are cooler than the actors

ski jumping is just a different type of sport

@libsoftiktok This pretty much explains today's society

@ilovenostalgia You hit that guy!

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@ShakilKara @fasc1nate Just gonna send it

This is Albert Stalk in the 1980's. He's known as "Eiffel Al" since he was the first person in the world to climb the Eiffel tower without any safety gear on February 16, 1990.

@KatKanada_TM Our sad reality

Caption this. 😂

@okaton_farm Here’s mine. Toolboxes are one on each side, forward, low profile and deep so you can see out of back window and see each deck corner in the mirrors. We work out of this truck 10-14 hrs/day for 3-4 months every summer. What I would add is underbody boxes in front of rear wheels.

Thinking about building a new service truck. What do you got and what do you recommend? Remember it needs to be crewcab and hot wife friendly. I don't want a trailer as we pull trailers with ours.

I'm off to Jamaica for a taxpayer funded Christmas vacation. My new enormous private jet burns 6,000kg of fuel per hour - and costs more than $31,000 per hour to operate - while I charge you climate taxes so you can't afford Christmas dinner. Sucks to be you, peasants!

@castlemaker7 @JackDan110 You would think the letter of the day would be R. But in fact a true pirate’s first love is the C

I’m so proud of my 10 year old nephew! He just came out as a pirate! He’s known since he’s been about 2 months old. The children’s hospital has been great. They’ve agreed to pop out one of his eyes, saw off a hand and replace it with a hook and chop off half his leg! His pronouns are P / IRATE. and you WILL respect him! Now, see how stupid it all sounds.

@AlanESm41960015 @WiretapMediaCa If we remain close to the centre, We can reach across the table. When we let them drive us to the far left and right, we communicate with arrows.

@WiretapMediaCa Canadians are as centered as they ever were, its politicians who chose to move further left & now we all see their true Marxist colours They are afraid of losing the comfortable positions they have made for themselves at the expense of the taxpayer over the last 8 years

Mark "Odor" Garretsen's paranoia and conspiracy theories are reaching an all-time high. The University dropout believes Tucker Carlson is behind the far-right political conspiracy ravaging Canadians. Sources say Mark needs to be medicated.