Madhav Bhandari

Rule 1: Always blame the lawyers. Rule 2: If that doesn't work, blame the accountants.

"I will never ever manage a different club in England than Liverpool" ❤️ Jurgen Klopp discusses his future after announcing he will leave Liverpool at the end of the season.

A huge reason indians are so poor at professional networking is because they’re bad at western style small talk. They either communicate too transactionally or become too personal.

Irrelevance is the new retirement. Deloitte India with a retirement age of 62 years, gave golden handshake to 35 partners above 55. They are removing those who have their past behind them and adding those who have their future ahead of them. Guess who all will follow. Right, everyone! When I came in, no one took you seriously until you had grey hair. Age got respect, credibility and deference. Just when I got there, someone changed the rules of the game! Now I know what Charlie Chaplin meant, “Time is my only enemy”. So you see people trying to cover up their age. The hair gets blacker. Cosmetic procedures, shiny new wheels, trendy lingo. In short my generation moved from trying to impress those older than us to those younger to us! And we all know the former is probable the latter are near impossible to please. Ask anyone who has retired. They don’t miss the money. They miss the routine, meetings, travel, ringing phones- what they may have complained about. As humans we struggle for relevance. That our life matters. Without it there is void. Along this time, you meet more Doctors than DJs. You may be paying heavy cost of your kids higher education and you realise that time is running out on you. Henry Thoreau said, “Most men live lives of quiet desperation and they go to their graves with the song still in them.” In your fifties there are three possibilities. One is disappointment of not getting that S Class Merc or you got it but think about what you missed in its chase and the third is laughing at the stupidity of ever wanting one.  कभी किसी को मुकम्मल जहाँ नहीं मिलता कहीं ज़मीन तो कहीं आसमान नहीं मिलता No one gets everything, sometimes you get success but failed relationships, kids grew up and parents grew old without you and sometimes you get that right but fall short of success. What’s funny is that growing old is compulsory but growing up seems optional. I marvel at people’s ability to be childish, egoistic and ready to fight on trivial things. How did they miss the point of life! Long back I stopped buying tickets to other people’s dramas. I see all around me with the attitude of the Polish adage, “Not my circus, not my monkeys.” A delayed flight, people venting on counter staff, cutting lines to board an aircraft early. Everything is stressful and everything is funny- depends on our lens. Ageing well is moving from being a noisy mountain stream in your teens to a deep, calm ocean. Fifties our ancients called Vanprastha ashram. Facing the forest. I have a different take to it. I think in fifties, one needs to build a Version 2, find our joie di vivre and burn the candle at both ends. Do what you need to do. Sing that song. If not now, when! The pain of failure is less than the pain of regret. Go for it. Fifties is the new twenties with thirty years of experience! If you are in your twenties or thirties take it from me that time is a thief, it slips away. Buddha was right - The trouble is you think you have time! Enjoy life to the fullest, as it comes.... 😎😍😎😍😎

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The Chinese government is taking suppression to a new level; using technology in the most evil of ways.

ODPP has partnered with @EUinKenya through the implementing partner @UNODC_EA under the Program for Legal Empowerment and Aid Delivery in Kenya #PLEADYetu in the Development of various policies and guidelines aimed at enhancing access to Justice in Kenya.

We're delighted to announce that Baker Tilly International has been named 'Network of the Year' at The International Accountancy Forum & Awards 2023.🏆 #IAFA23 #NowForTomorrow

A big welcome to Ben Lloyd, Baker Tilly Canada’s first-ever #CEO. A veteran #leader at @BakerTillyInt Lloyd brings a strategic vision to help our Canadian network continue to evolve and grow. Read More: ow.ly/5SjZ50Oi9lF #BakerTillyCanada #BeTrue #Leadership #CEO

ChatGPT has finally met its Waterloo in the form of an accounting class. The AI chatbot did not merely do poorly either. With a score of 47.4%, it utterly bombed, not even getting a D grade. trib.al/RR7RvN2 #accounting #ChatGPT

Say hello to Kenya's first gold medalists in 2023. Kenya is ranked 1st overall in the East Africa Zone Championships for 14 & 16 in Burundi. Girls 14 & Under - Gold Boys 14 & Under - Silver Girls 16 & Under - Gold Boys 16 & Under - Bronze @moscakenya @AbabuNamwamba @jmueke

Baker Tilly US announces Coco Gauff as their new brand ambassador. Good luck in the Australian Open next week Coco! #TeamBakerTilly

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Artists in Kenya turn old sandals into colorful works of art

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Congratulations to Baker Tilly Zimbabwe on being awarded the Outstanding #Auditing Firm of the Year and Courage Matsa, Country Partner for Baker Tilly #Zimbabwe on being awarded Outstanding Partner at the Zim CEO’s Network Banking and Finance Leadership Appreciation Awards.

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We've expanded our African footprint by adding Ugandan firm Mgi Hem & Thakkar LLP to our network. They join Baker Tilly Merali’s local East African network and will commence trading as Baker Tilly with immediate effect: bit.ly/3cEaUax #NowForTomorrow 🌍