Kim King

@SPQRSA @RealOxfordComma @JonathanGunson I love being a grammar policewoman!

@JonathanGunson We,ve all bean their.

The curse of high apostrophe intelligence. #editors #authorslife

I walked to school on the first Earth Day. We students thought we were so cool “saving the earth.” The buses still ran and passed by us on the way. Sometimes a protest only works in your own brain.

@AntiTrumpCanada @MysterySolvents Bone spurs

@MysterySolvents Feces.

What would Trump’s letterman jacket have on it?

Aujourd'hui, Le Petit Prince célèbre ses 80 ans de publication en France 🎂 Depuis sa parution en 1946, il est devenu le livre le plus traduit au monde, avec plus de 650 langues 🌍 Aidez-nous à lui souhaiter un joyeux anniversaire en commentaire 👇

@RealOxfordComma ❤️

@StephenKing If only…

Trump will speak to the nation tonight to tell the American public he is resigning from the office of President. (April fool)

As if this were important. Get over yourself. That signature will be worth nothing. You’ll find all your signed sh## in the trash bin. Nevermind. You’ll be in jail.

She had a ruff night.

I’m heartbroken. When did our country start to kill American protesters and reward thieves, liars, and sex offenders? I’m just sick. Something has to change. There’s going to be a ground swell of opposition to this administration.

bills organization: "we fired mcdermott because we lost to denver" "but we actually won the game because cooks caught it" "let's promote brandon beane" "let's promote joe brady"

@Matt_Pinner 20/20

7 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?🤔

@joshallensgf @JoshAllenQB @HaileeSteinfeld Congratulations!!! So thrilled for you both! ❤️

And tariffs are OFF, for now.

@altonbrown A nice recipe for comfort food, something with lots of butter!

As this platform continues to degrade into a raging dumpster fire of villainy and vitriol, I ask you: what would you like to see from a lowly cook like me? What would you enjoy, utterly void of politics, grievances, and griping? Whatever it is, I'll try my best to do it.

Winter is coming. #ClosingCeremony

Nod to the Mongolfière Brothers with the balloon cauldron. Nice! #OpeningCeremony

It’s obvious that the #peacock commentators know nothing of French language, history, culture, music, art, etc. etc. etc. #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024

You wild and crazy Samoyed! Wishing this old boy a happy 10th birthday!

After watching the Tour since 1989, I fell i. Love with cycling. LOVE the #TourdeFrance2024 and hope to see it live in France next year! #TDF2024

Not sure what “chicken meat floss” is supposed to be. A teeth cleaner? #costco #nope