Mads Mathis Andersen

@CarlBondgaard Husk skat også skal have deres andel

@CarlBondgaard Inviterer du på boller og kakao?

@esterbjoru Don't knock it till you've tried it

stop buying 3 in 1 shampoos and then complain about hairloss 🤗🤗

@DRNyheder Så i stedet for at gøre klimavenlige biler (nye benzin og diesel samt elbiler) billigere, vælger man i stedet at straffe nuværende billister, som kan være afhængige af bilen til dagligdagen. Politikerne er nogle autoritære røvhuler.

@FermisSocks @Charlie26823130 @EndWokeness I'm going to go ahead and disagree on that one

This chart totally obliterates the woke narrative about race in America:

@WallStreetSilv Love the completely unphased guy in the top right corner

@NotGivinATuck @kyschad @peabojmusic1 @DailyLoud Can you stop calling people that? Some of us work for these titles and you're just handing them out

@kyschad @peabojmusic1 @DailyLoud Because he already did… it’s official, transphobe

A father legally changed his gender to female to help him gain custody of kids.

@Ty_Oli7 @PFF Yes. In 1951, Elroy Hirsch got 1,495 yards in a 12-game season or 124.583 yards per game. In 1961, a 14-game season, Charley Hennigan got 1,746 yards or 124.714 yards per game. In 2011, a 16-game season, Megatron got a total of 1,964 yards or 122.75 yards per game

@PFF “17 gAmEs” Cool, he set the record for most yards in a 17 game season 👍 don’t see anyone complaining that Megatron did it in 16 games when others only played 12

Justin Jefferson leads the NFL with 1,623 receiving yards... He is on pace to break the NFL receiving yardage record by 6 yards 👀

CBS News suspends all Twitter activity due to 'uncertainty' under Elon Musk's leadership trib.al/sOhqkmm

@R4nd4hl Hen på hvad?

Av, av, av! Elon Musk smed komikeren Kathy Griffin af Twitter, men har nu fortrudt og har genåbnet hendes konto. Men Kathy Griffin er flyttet til Mastodon, hvor hun allerede har 37.000 følgere og leverer denne syngende lussing som svar:

@natusvincere @MakeItAQuote

Furia is gonna win this Major, isn't it?

99% of Twitter users never encounter a bot. When Elon replied to one of my tweets on Saturday, I received 10,000 crypto spam notifications over the next 24 hours. Paid verification solves a very specific problem—for a very specific user.

@TheCloosCorp @TomBrady Divorced Brady = 4 TD and 357 yards

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@westtmas @JBInvestVegas @Michele35961190 @monitoringbias Their entire existence is based on right wing politics and are pretty open about it

@JBInvestVegas @Michele35961190 @monitoringbias And what about Gab or Truth Social? You have your shitholes on the right too. It's just they're so poorly managed and filled with racist pigs that not many people want to use them

@heroicgg Ikke NIP

🇧🇷 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐋 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 🇧🇷 We're giving away 2x Brazil edition jerseys! 🔥 ❤️ Like & RT this post 👉 Follow @heroicgg 💬 Comment who you think will win the #IEM Major

@Joh1Kevin @AdnanSh_1 @stats_feed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_e…

@AdnanSh_1 @stats_feed China is not a market oriented economy like the west. CCP controls the economy, not markets.

Annual inflation: Turkey: 83.4% Argentina: 83% Netherlands: 14.5% Russia: 13.7% Italy: 11.9% Germany: 10.4% UK: 10.1% US: 8.2% South Africa: 7.5% India: 7.4% Australia: 7.3% Brazil: 7.1% Canada: 6.9% France: 6.2% Indonesia: 5.9% S Korea: 5.6% Saudi: 3.1% Japan: 3% China: 2.8%

@Olegbwsc2UA @Pimp_CSGO The players didn’t start any wars and the teams aren’t Russian state owned or sponsored

@Pimp_CSGO Why still russian players here's? Esl like support war in Ukraine!

34 Countries are represented at the IEM Rio Major 2022; 🇩🇰 Denmark 17 (-3) ⬇️ 🇷🇺 Russia 15 (-5) ⬇️ 🇧🇷 Brazil 15 (0) ▶️ 🇩🇪 Germany 7 (+2) ⬆️ 🇦🇺 Australia 5 (+1) ⬆️ 🇸🇪 Sweden 5 (+1) ⬆️ 🇲🇳 Mongolia 5 (0) ▶️ 🇺🇸 USA 5 (-1) ⬇️ 🇽🇰 Kosovo 4 (0)▶️ 🇺🇦 Ukraine 4 (+2)⬆️ 🇨🇦 Canada 3 (0) ▶️

@drumarsnephew__ @DailyLoud That’s retarded logic. Pointing a gun at someone justifies shooting them? A warning doesn’t equal a reason to shoot someone. Guy in the ground pointed a gun at someone, so of course he gets pinned to the ground

@DailyLoud Saw a gun pointed in his face and still didn’t stop. What was he expecting? His own fault

This fire fighter would not let go of a man after they got into an altercation. The victims girlfriend then tried to break up the fight but feared for his life she pleaded multiple times for the man to let go but he wouldn’t. So she ultimately shot him.

@TheCloosCorp @TomBrady 3 TDs for 347 yards

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@KirkNason @PJDinLA @langejanne @nytimes @SpaceX Did you read the article? They got just under $2 million for services that aren't related to Ukraine. FYI: $2 million is about 3 days worth of Ukraine coverage

@PJDinLA @langejanne @nytimes US Gov has been funding Starlink and considers @SpaceX a defense contractor. teslarati.com/spacex-starlin…

Elon Musk abruptly reversed himself on Saturday by saying that his company would continue to fund the operation of the Starlink internet service in Ukraine, where it has become a digital lifeline for soldiers and civilians. "The hell with it," he said. nyti.ms/3MDvDwq