𝓝𝓸𝓷𝓸 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

We are a fluke of our universe. 5 billion years until this haven becomes hostile to life, by which time our species will have long gone. So why are men spoiling our minute existence with wars and destruction? Be kind, care, love, live in gentle gratitude 🫶 🌍 💫

@CostaCoconuts Unless they take charge of cleaning, yes.

@CostaCoconuts Coconut rice pudding with mango sauce 😋

@CostaCoconuts I have presents (not all Christmas !) for 6 people to make, and so little time 😅

@thedivine_mrs_s I gave up trying to adopt a dog when a charity said they should meet my children!? It felt more intrusive than necessary. Got a very happy puppy instead.

“Oooh, what you brought me, pussy cat?” “I’ve found chewing gum, big fella!” #BestFriends

@TonyChr83447423 @SpatialTechnol1 @Hairyfarmer @Otto_English @LizWebsterSBF Get a grip.

@SpatialTechnol1 @Hairyfarmer @Otto_English @LizWebsterSBF You sound very jealous. But are you willing to work 70 hour weeks, for low wages to service the farm for 50 years? I suspect not. I don’t own a farm but I don’t begrudge family’s that do. Policy of envy. Hate everyone who has more than you.

Multimillionaires: Let our kids keep all our money, or we'll starve you.

@Turban_Spaceman @martynziegler @JamesGheerbrant I think he meant to say when you talk shit about car, cause football isn’t your thing, drive a punto.

@martynziegler @JamesGheerbrant When you get your Bugatti back from its annual service, return your courtesy car to the service centre, and set off from your urban home to your country mansion for the weekend waving to your new neighbour in his contract hire 3-4-3 series.

The guy who you just found out is moving in next door, who is 14 years younger than you & looks like a handsome model from a shampoo advert, turns up in his purring 3-4-3 Series & makes your luxury sedan look decidedly old hat. Great by @JamesGheerbrant thetimes.com/article/857c9f…

@jslovechild Are you drinking the cats too? Maybe that’s just too political 😅😂

Cans of Dog is a pleasant discovery.

@Chevaliereducep See this earlier…

@mak_nono So glad my daughter & granddaughters don’t live there

“And when Trump himself declared he’ll “protect” women “whether they like it or not,” he sent a clear message: he does not see women as equals. He sees them as subjects to be managed and controlled, with or without their consent.”

@BWallArthur It’s what happens on the bright side!

How is my head so shiny 😬

@DavidLammy I am at least equally horrified by the Islamophobia and cruel singing display in Amsterdam. I condemn these abhorrent acts of violence and stand with Palestinians and Muslims across the world too. I do not preach or believe in an eye for an eye. Peace must come from all sides.

I am horrified by last night’s antisemitic attacks on Israeli citizens in Amsterdam. My thoughts are with those injured, their families, and everyone affected. I utterly condemn these abhorrent acts of violence and stand with Israeli and Jewish people across the world.

@Zoc47 You catch bots with vinto!

I think I’ve been followed by about 40 bots overnight..

@dcentralised @IanDunt Welcoming someone to their new role says nothing about your feelings, it says it all about professionalism though.

@IanDunt Lol - Ian it's not the fact that politicians have criticised Trump in the past that people have issue with. It's the fact they have but are now warmly congratulating him. Anyway the wind blows..

I'd be much more concerned by a politician who hasn't criticised Trump in the past than one who has. The use of this as a gotcha speaks volumes.

@Lightning12_ @MrJohnNicolson And I ain’t ever going to pay £1500 or so for the privilege to get stuck here with the like of you 👀 #BurgundyPassport 😂

@mak_nono @MrJohnNicolson This countries stuck with me … 😂

Friend of mine has just done her UK citizenship test. First question was about which king hid up a tree. Ludicrous. I love history. But how does knowing this prepare anyone for life in the UK? The test should, surely, be about values.

@Lightning12_ @MrJohnNicolson Tell that to your nationality testing officer! 😂

@mak_nono @MrJohnNicolson I was in a rush .. 😂😂🩵

@Midge1415 Did I miss part one with Kemi Badenough?

Part two: Farage - cunt Leenoch Jowel - cunt Boris Johnson - mega cunt Dan Wanken - cunt Isabel Pisspot - cunt Tommeh Ten Counts - cunt Laurence Pox - cuuuuunt The list goes on.... Irony is, I seem to have picked up over a thousand new followers now 🤔🤣😂 Thanks and welcome 🫠

@Lightning12_ @MrJohnNicolson A basic English speaking test should suffice, is that what your question 2 was?! 😂🤣

@mak_nono @MrJohnNicolson There should be 2 questions that matter for me .. 1 can you support yourself & family from the start & 2 that do you & your family being to the country.. everything after that becomes secondary..

@pickledpuffin Looks perfect tbh 😂

@mak_nono Massive improvement. Lol

America after they’re done with all the illegal migrants…