Jockoo

@HKane @AlasdairGold You’re still one of us✊🏼

Congratulations to everyone at the club especially the fans - massive fight and result on the final day! 💪

@YesItsBash 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@only1uz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmfao 6pm today you will sell your ps5 for me 200k

𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄, 𝐍𝐎 𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄𝐀 😶

@WrittenBy_SS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There was one period my dad became obsessed with “healthy living.” Suddenly sugar was banned in the house. Soft drinks disappeared. Even indomie became “too processed.” This man started blending random fruits and vegetables every morning. One day he made one dark green smoothie and forced everybody to taste it. My younger brother drank his own and immediately started crying.. We laughed so hard my dad got offended and drank two full cups himself to prove a point. Thirty minutes later, he quietly sent my brother to buy suya and maltina for the whole family.

Nothing beats the feeling of sitting down with a coding challenge, thinking through it, and figuring it out by myself. Sure, I could just feed it to Claude and get the answer, but I would be depriving myself of the opportunity to test my problem-solving skills, stretch my brain "muscles," and hone the ability to critically think through various approaches to arrive at a correct and efficient solution

@manlikeizzy01 @kharis_micheal let her get really comfortable speaking to you, people tell on themselves when they can say anything w you

@kharis_micheal Nahh that’s not true

Women tell on themselves early if you actually listen.

@larrykehmz 😂😂😂

From today my name na Champion

@larrykehmz @02iBekwe_ Kopama wey need renew hin juju e dey face repercussion like this

@mancyDev @02iBekwe_ Kopama wey no even play enough games this season he say they’ve played too many games 😂

Pedro left out, kopama soon One down, one to go @02iBekwe_😂😂

@02iBekwe_ @larrykehmz 😂😂😂see cope

@larrykehmz Lmao bro don’t get it twisted, I’m happy they’re not going, they’ve played too many games already

@larrykehmz @nocontextfooty 😂😂😂

@nocontextfooty @mancyDev 😂😂

@StevieBryant_ @Kashe1dz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kashe1dz His dad do look annoying lol . No wonder the kidnappers gave him back lol

His Dad can’t be real man 🤣🤣🤣

@EhisOjeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

first time wey i go see food wey ugly for this plate

@CFCRobL 😂😂😂atleast he’ll get playing time in my team

The rare triple threat of bad news for a player

@KingiJosh @shredwithQpid 😂😂😂

Me on chest day Me on leg day

@gavbrown_metro It hurts so bad I was rooting for them

This has got me quite emotional. Driven an hour home, still in tears, still got their boots on. Bloody hell

A month ago I took over a stalled app no frontend engineer and the CTO was close to shutting it down Stepped in as a backend engineer, took ownership of the frontend, fixed critical bugs, stabilized the codebase, introduced new flows and got App Store approval Play Store next

@KumujJain Preciate brudda

@mancyDev Turning around a stalked product in a month is solid work

After flirting with @baysemarkets for a long as time, she finally got me gifts 😂 Day 1 in the office.