Margo J.

I'm white but not Olive Garden picnic in the park white

My Instagram ads have me dangerously close to buying beef tallow face moisturizer

This parenting shit is so easy 🤪

Today walking around with my son, two separate times someone telling me how cute my son is said "your husband must be REALLLY handsome for him to look like that!" Like...thanks🫡 i can read between the lines there 👍👍

I'm about to make it one year breastfeeding but I'm too shy to ask my husband for the $10k shopping spree I deserve

Idk the hair grew in my stomach I think that's special 🥹

What's the serving size for microplastics

I'm not texting anyone back rn because I'm dealing with something (a confusing Samsung update that makes me not know how to use my phone anymore 😡)

~galactocele girly~

Always good to see this on the pediatrician visit summaries

The chillest thing I did in 2024 was hard launch my baby on IG

No offense to babies but tummy time is superrrr easy

Last year on 8/29/23 I had my 11 week apt for my first pregnancy & they told me there was no longer a heartbeat. Exactly one year later I'm cuddling my newborn from my 2nd pregnancy. Hope this reaches someone who needs to see it❤️ #miscarriageawareness #pregnancyloss #miscarriage

LinkedIn message to the tune of 'looking for a man in finance'

Yep yep girl scouts cookie flavored deodorant, makes sense

Another day of my 32-year-old husband getting mistaken for a college student

Ah this ad just GETS me. Nice job @X

If I have a baby and the first pic I post on social media is of its hand or foot or something, I am NOT doing this for privacy reasons. My baby is ugly and I'm embarrassed