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@talkSPORT Not sure why Eeny Aluko isn't in this side

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@ZeusSarkcess @reeceollld No you stupid cunt

@reeceollld Wait. thought these rails do have magnetic stuffs that stops the cars from moving any further during moments like these.. NO…?

WHY DO THESE FUCKERS ALWAYS STOP DRIVING???

@w_bravel All the stupid loud Africans saying sterling as if they are clever, if you don't know just shut your big rubber mouths

During his 10 years stint in the Premier League, Pep Guardiola has only signed ONE player from a big 6 club.

@shinobi602 I skipped nearly every cutscene because the story was a bag of shite, everything else was amazing though

That's a wrap on Saros! Overall had an incredible time and it's hard for me to not see it making my top 10 this year in some way. I spent about 30 hours combing through all the biomes, exploring every path, taking on every boss and perfecting my runs to the point that I became a lean, mean, killing machine lol. I can't start without first mentioning the fantastic gameplay. Saros feels like Housemarque in top form. Just moving around the world feels fast, fun, intuitive and navigating each level is supremely smooth. Each weapon has solid 'oomph' when firing with great feedback and smacking enemies with your fist was quite satisfying. I genuinely enjoyed fighting every enemy and every boss. Almost all of the boss fights were beautiful spectacles as expected (Rhabdom was fairly straightforward). Architect, Priestess, Shepherd and the final boss were mesmerizing and so fun to fight. I do wish there was a bit more weapon variety, and while I did experiment with some of the more 'exotic' weapons like the crossbows and chakrams, I mainly stuck to the Smart and Tactical rifles. I also really liked building off Returnal with new mechanics like the shield and parry, which made battles more strategic. The power weapons are an awesome addition and tying their usage to the shield is super cool. Prominence was my go to, while the Dispiritor was a close second. While I will say it does feel...'easier' than Returnal overall, I still loved the sense of progression I felt with each successive run. Dying never felt cheap, and die I did lol. Upgrading attributes and increasing in proficiency added to the sense of 'getting stronger', learning each biome and perfecting the art of taking down each boss. By the end I felt like an unstoppable badass. The game gets heaps of praise on the audiovisual front too. Each level is just gorgeous with stunning gothic style architecture, dilapidated marches and canyons, beautiful skyboxes (that eclipse!) and excellent lighting and texture work. Character models are fairly high fidelity and well done. I played on a PS5 Pro and image quality was super sharp with rock solid performance. Audio design is just *chef's kiss*. Everything from simple menu navigation to picking up items to traversing the world is accompanied by a deep pang, hum or alien sound. It's all a treat for the ears. The soundtrack is incredible and roars, especially during boss fights and other intense fights which all adds to the 'epicness' of each battle. I found the story more straightforward than Returnal and yet I enjoyed what I experienced a bit more. It was cool to see a flawed character in Arjun and someone who isn't perfect. The lore and history behind Carcosa was fairly intriguing too and some of the revelations later in the game, including what happened to the original colonists, were super neat. Overall I had an amazing experience. I'm so glad these kinds of straight action games still exist and I'll be there for whatever @Housemarque does next. Rock on and keep doing your thing ❤️ (hoping for DLC!) #Saros #PS5Pro

@TheLifeOfReill4 @Chelsearory No, it's because he's German you twat

@Chelsearory Why? Because he has balls to not bring people who's bot been good enough? Have a word

When you actually think about it, it’s a disgrace that Thomas Tuchel is England manager, a national embarrassment.

@MaccaSport They can both fuck off then

Penny for the thoughts of JP and Cole. After the initial disappointment wears off, do they see it as needed time off, or blame Chelsea and expedite their exits? Long summer ahead for Chels fans…

@themagic_tophat @azmcfc_ It's the club of the same lot that carve each other up all around London, diversity 😂

It’s not a gimmick. IMO, it’s a combination of the club’s location in North London and the diverse communities that surround it, how it has engaged those changing communities for a very long time and also, the incredible influence of black players in the 80s/90s who shaped the culture of the club like Rocky (RIP), Super Kev (RIP) and @IanWright0

? where does this gimmick come from

@Rup4kC All them lot that carve each other up around London are always Arsenal fans, culture 😂

Arsenal is the club of the people man, the minority, the immigrants, the culture, the ones who deserved it

@ColHal77 @nickgoff79 That was a pre season tinpot trophy according to everyone of you clowns And now its not? 😂

@nickgoff79 Nope - not at all ….. what had Moyes won ? Maresca has a world club championship

Marecsa appointment screams Ferguson giving it to Moyes doesn't it?

@Z9_Plasmahh @Temi_vibes1 @BBCSport Does it though? You cunt

@Temi_vibes1 @BBCSport "Do you reckon you'll be here next season" "Yeah" What do you think yeah means? I'll help you out, it means yes.

Bad news for the rest of the Premier League - Pep's sticking around!

@HaIfTurn @xcrtixii @ZG1999_ Well it is, he's a complete fucking charlatan

@xcrtixii @ZG1999_ just categorically not true

It’s the entitlement to the job. Sacked after 14 games in Serie B, manages the feel good story of the century by having a mid table PL wage bill go up from the Championship and treads water at Chelsea where we were dull 90% of the time. Equivalent of Charlie Kirk going from TPUSA to Fox if he lived

@pep_enthusiast @PckersBils @City_Chief You are in for the biggest shock of your life

@PckersBils @City_Chief Just because Chelsea spent a billion quid in 3 years doesn't mean their squad was/is good. They're ass. Maresca won shxt with ass. City have one of the best squads in the world - proper discipline and footballing philosophy

Can we ask the most obvious question I think we are all thinking…why Enzo Maresca?

@AdityaSharmaXO @City_Chief This never happened you stupid cunt

@City_Chief I'll keep it short for y'all 1st season with Chelsea 6th position 2nd season with Chelsea 3rd position Ig that sums it up that if he can do it with a shitty squad as Chelsea what he can do with an elites of City

@LeonaStewart18 @dfsportsnews Have a day off you thick cunt

@dfsportsnews 😱😱.why would a manager say that in the first place?.never mind Salah the greatest player over the years and to talk BS like this and that idiot gets to manage one of the best club.he doesn’t deserve to stay at LFC

Arne Slot GETS personal with MO SALAH in DELETED INSTAGRAM post. ⚡️🚨⚡️🚨

@_JoeAlexanderr The players clearly think he's alright so just give it a rest man

Can anyone point to a single reason McFarlane is staying on besides very strong links to Joe Shields/Kinetic? Any coaching pedigree in a particular area??

@dom_N5 @EBL2017 Those 2 extra games he had to play really affected him

@EBL2017 Carrick played just one competition, Amorim had to deal with several competition. Access Carrick when he's playing other competition aside the PL.

Manchester United have accumulated the most points in the league since Michael Carrick took over. If that doesn't make Ruben Amorim question his entire belief system, nothing ever will.

@NoneNone479108 @slbsn Well if you said it before then it must be true, say it again to make sure

@slbsn I have said this before and will say it again. Chelsea's financial position is precarious and there is no chance they will let Alonso to have full control of the squad and so of the gems have to be let go to make sure Chelsea are in compliance of FFP. Alonso is not going like it.

🚨🤓Alonso, UEFA and Chelsea's refusal to pursue austerity Chelsea's UEFA situation is intriguing after yesterday's defeat and the failure to grab the Europa League place. Alonso is obviously an expensive hire (probably £15-20m pa) and clearly is not expecting to deal with austerity. Chelsea are already briefing that they are in the market for 3/4 signings. No trophies and a low league position is will, however, at least mean lower bonuses for Chelsea's famous "heavily incentivised contracts". No European football would be a big Premier League advantage next season and Europa League is likely to be out of range today. It would also mean their inaugural PL Squad Cost ratio will be 85% (plus up to another 30%) albeit all off a lower revenue base. This would certainly give the club more PL breathing space. But if Chelsea don't even qualify for the Europa Conference (now the reward for an 8th finish), Chelsea have no option to take a one-year ban next season in breach of the Settlement Agreement and reset. Chelsea have always denied they would even consider that anyway. But that leaves the one-year UEFA ban risk and annual €20m UEFA fines persisting off a greatly reduced revenue base for the 26/27, 27/28 and 28/29 UEFA tests. That, in all likelihood, is a Champions League ban risk if Alonso is going to deliver to plan. Player sales aside at profit there are no obvious (or even not obvious) ways to address shortfalls in the UEFA tests. So what is the plan? A new inventive financial scheme to address UEFA issues, an ostrich approach to the financial underperformance, the sale of Cole Palmer? It is really not apparent. More here

@agb21506 @Afc_DW You nigerian motherfuckers are truly the stupidest cunts on earth

Arteta wanted this hato bloke and the board refused

@MarcosA3CFC @thedivine_mrs_s @CFCCath Doesn't speak a word of English so yeah that would have been class wouldn't it

@thedivine_mrs_s @CFCCath I would have had Diego Simeone. Experienced and wouldn't stand any nonsense. And that is why they would never have approached him.

Alonso new manager. Not sure I like this appointment … the Chelsea rollercoaster continues

@kingbobby01 @utdHarryy Speak English you smelly monkey

@utdHarryy Why e no catch up on Arsenal and man city see Wetin Una Dey talk smh

Chelsea will finish above us next years in my opinion. Not just because they have a better manager than us but the fact they’re only going to be playing once a week. With us playing UCl football I have a feeling it’s going to catch up to us as I have no confidence in the board bringing in the 6/7 players minimum we need.