Marco Romero

@Apple Yep. Apple is shit now.

@liorsela Buy a Tesla and use full self driving. It’ll help your back, legs, and allow you to enjoy the ride without getting into a road rage.

If you’re thinking about switching to a Tesla because of high gas prices, don’t do it! Let me try to talk you out of it. Full Self-Driving completely ruins the fun of driving. I barely get to drive manually anymore. The car just smoothly takes me from A to B, leaving me with extra time to sit with my thoughts, completely relaxed and stress-free. Terrible. It parks itself and nails it every single time, which is annoying because I can’t park that well. No more physical key, so my phone is the key now. That means I can’t collect keychains anymore. Devastating 😩 The ambient lights sync with the music and turn the cabin into a nightclub. I hate clubbing. There’s no gear stick. The car just knows what to do. You put your foot on the pedal and it figures out whether you should go forward or reverse. No thinking required. The seats are both heated and cooled, so I don’t even get the nostalgic thrill of butt sweat anymore 🥵 The glovebox has a PIN code, and the car has cameras everywhere, so nobody can break in or steal anything. How am I supposed to live like that? And now that Grok is built into the car, I literally don’t have to think anymore. I’m getting dumber by the day because it already knows everything. Oh, and Teslas don’t have an engine, which means you get a massive frunk. Way too much storage. It’s ridiculous. Then there’s charging on roadtrips. I have to plug in the cable (the horror), wait 5-15 minutes, pay $10–$20, and catch up on work, play games or just chill. Meanwhile I used to spend $100 at the gas station for the privilege of standing around smelling fumes for five minutes. Truly a downgrade. And before you say “But Teslas catch on fire!”, they’re actually 11 times less likely to catch fire than gas cars. So maybe calm the f*ck down. Anyway, you’ve been warned. Definitely don’t buy a Tesla! ⚡️🚗 ❌

@Marcela252016 Excelente! Que los hijos trabajen para hacer lo mismo!

Mi papá vendió todo sus bienes y piensa ir a vacacionar y no repartir entre sus hijos 😡. Un consejo para mi padre !!

@otokyo__ A heart valve.

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

@Telemundo uno tiene el derecho de dormir. Lo que están haciendo a Sandra y Caeli no es justo!

@WadexFlash Why though? Durant is old and is fading.

Sports Illustrated’s trade idea that sends Kevin Durant to the Miami Heat this summer: Miami receives: Kevin Durant Houston receives: Tyler Herro, Davion Mitchell, Nikola Jovic and a 2029 first-round pick Heat fans are you doing this?

@kirawontmiss Why Shakira? She’s outdated and can’t sing for shit.

The World Cup is being hosted in North America why is the theme African?????

@Cryptoboyy_Aji It’s crazy isn’t it. The system is more than broken.

I pay $500 a month for health insurance. My deductible is $6,000. That means I pay $6,000 a year just to have insurance. Then $6,000 more before it actually kicks in. That’s $12,000 out of pocket before insurance saves me a single dollar. I am not insured. I am pre-bankrupted.

@DHSgov Thank you! 🇺🇸

An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply. This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes. The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.

Thank you for beating Man City Thank you for exposing Mbappé Thank you for naming him our 4th attacker Thank you for showing us the rotten apples Thank you legend, Arbeloa.

🚨UPDATE: Minnesota fraudster is charged for childcare fraud. Fahima Mahamud received 3.67 million dollars for her “daycare” and tried to escape America prior. This is the SAME daycare where the $250 million dollar “feeding our future” scam took place ARREST ALL THE FRAUDSTERS

@end3of6days9 Hourly is the way to go.

A lawn care company owner shows up at a house to talk about landscaping work and ends up dealing with an 83-year-old homeowner who keeps demanding to know the hourly rate. The owner calmly explains that they don’t charge by the hour — they price based on the scope of the job because it accounts for more than just time, like equipment, materials, expertise, crew size, and cleanup. Most professional landscaping companies work this way because it’s cleaner for both sides and rewards efficiency. The man keeps pressing for a breakdown anyway, even as his wife stands there listening and occasionally smacking him with an Amazon package she's holding for being rude. 😭 The owner stays professional and tells him he’ll send over a formal quote in the next couple of days, but the customer gets more and more frustrated until he finally says, “I’m 83 years old, man… I’ve done a lot of business in my life, and this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” When you’re getting quotes for work, do you prefer a flat price upfront, or do you like seeing everything broken down by the hour?

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud. The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted CNN said there was "little evidence." Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud Today: $90M busted and 15 charged. IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

@BernieSanders No. Instead, curb NGO’s and a disastrous welfare system..

Mr. Bezos: Let's have that debate. Under my 5% billionaires wealth tax, we'd: -Give $12K to a working family of 4 -Expand Medicare for dental, vision, hearing -Guarantee universal childcare -Raise starting teacher pay to $60K And you'd still be worth $269 billion after taxes.

@Rainmaker1973 Isn’t that this same hole where the Little Mermaid escaped from? Lol

Moments when diving instructor Miyakojima Kuni-san drops his underwater camera into a hole at the bottom of the sea.

@compliantvc And with our flawed tax system he’ll write it off as a gift.

Laying off people without their consent is a major labour law violation Expect another $1.2 billion fine from the EU, Mr. Zuckerberg

Check out Wendi👸🏼🩷's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8pCbkBX/ @Telemundo @casadefamosos

🎥 Diputado Sergio Figueroa es captado comiéndose su costra en plena sesión del Congreso En una evidente mala costumbre el congresista se observa rascándose la ceja arrancándose sucio y llevándoselo a su boca 🤢

@Sofia50020Sofia He be piping.

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔