M. Cahan

@Acyn @ItWasACoup When will the cult get sick of watching all of the reruns?

Trump on Cognitive Test: They had tough questions. You have a bear a snake, an elephant, and a horse—name the horse

@realDonaldTrump 😆

Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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@Acyn If this guy was your dr or investment advisor or accountant or plumber or zoo keeper or school teacher etc you’d say thanks for the years of service and move on…..but politics yea sure keep on keeping on! What a country.

McConnell: I’m going to ask Senator Murkowski to wrap up. Thank you all for being here Staffer: Baldwin, Shaheen, and Kennedy still have questions

@atrupar Lunatics

Pastor Robert Jeffress: "It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches than the Pope"

@atrupar So the reality show administration is actually a fucking reality show?!? What a country.

oh my god -- Sean Duffy on Fox & Friends this morning announced that he spent parts of *7 MONTHS* (more than half a year!) on a roadtrip with his family to celebrate America's 250th anniversary

@GeraldoRivera No shit Sherlock

President Trump is in a tough spot. His proposed deal with Iran doesn't sound much different from the deal hammered out by President Obama; savagely criticized by Trump.

@atrupar Makeup artist must be running late

Trump was supposed to have an on camera event with the president of Brazil at 11:15am today. It is now nearly 2pm. The president of Brazil is at the White House. But nobody knows what's going on.

@atrupar That coverup is CAKED on there!

Yikes! Both of Trump's hands are discolored today and one of them appears bruised as well (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)

@BulwarkOnline Fucking lunatics. The guy literally drives his cart on greens and tee boxes to limit the amount of steps he takes before hitting a ball. He actually probably walks less than anyone on a golf course. Dip shits.

RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike." Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name." RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze."

@RIGGEDFORVEGAS Good shtick you have here on X. Hoo boy.

Holy RIGGED. Reds drop a routine flyball and lose the game on purpose. Wrigley Field is officially a satan ground.

@fukcing_idiot @patdnorton @thescorechicago @CHGO_Cubs Shaw was the batter on deck in the bottom of the 9th sac fly. Maybe it’s just not being taught anymore in the chaos that is travel baseball, but typically the on deck better directs the runner to get down or run through the plate since the ball is behind the runner.

@mcahan3 @patdnorton @thescorechicago @CHGO_Cubs what for not beating out the double play ball? idk it was close but i can never blame the runner in that situation unless u mean something else shaw did but idt there was anything

Pat Hughes’ call of Michael Conforto’s pinch-hit walk-off home run. Cubs win, 5-4. Plus, Pete Crow-Armstrong’s interview with Bruce Levine shortly after the game. Funny stuff from Pete. (@thescorechicago)

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

@DrOz Dip shits

Some folks made a big deal out of President Trump joking that diet soda is “healthy.” So yesterday on Air Force One, the President switched things up for us with a spicy virgin Bloody Mary—turns out the real recipe for good health might just be a sense of humor.

@Acyn But grub hub grandma….

Trump says he was pushed to get a dog when he was elected but rejected the idea. “It’s not going to work for me… Every president's had a dog because they do it for votes. Some of them do it because they love the dog, probably most of would do it for votes… I thought it would look quite fake”

@WhiteHouse We are at war and this is what’s keeping you up at night. Amazing.

When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???

@PJ_Mooney Does anyone trust this training staff at this point?!?

Cubs closer Daniel Palencia (lat strain) has made enough progress that the team is considering activating him Friday for the start of a three-game series against the Diamondbacks at Wrigley Field.

@KidRock @SpencerHakimian Cmon man

@SpencerHakimian Fake News! I was actually addressing them on the state of your Mom and that she is still open for “business” - Your welcome. Kid Rock

🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

@GeraldoRivera Cmon guy

As public sentiment turns in favor of the golden Ballroom in the wake of the assassination attempt, care must be exercised to ensure that-as the President promised-the ballroom will be funded privately by donations.