Agata Kowalski

The best part about this is that today is St. Patrick’s Day and this took place in the Rippling Ireland office. I can only assume what the spy actually said when he ran out of the office was “They’ll never get me lucky charms (stolen trade secrets)”.

@maka_dagat This poem feels like the most watered down soulless version of “Lucinda Matlock” by Edgar Lee Masters

this poem wtf the ending omg??? please i’m obsessed 😭😭😭

@nikillinit Yeah - met my husband at a past job. That tracks.

totally anecdotal, but I feel like for so many people they met their partner when they were on the fence about going on the date or to an event where they met their partner I feel like it's something about coming in with low expectations and then being really happily surprised

Give me Kornacki or give me death

happy Steve Kornacki day to all who celebrate

@clhubes Absolutely. When I was a bartender in a past life, we’d get a lot of older people (mostly women) who wanted to bartend one or two nights a week because they thought it would be fun. Not so much fun when you’re dragging the gross, wet bar mats out back at 2am. Same escapism vibes.

Jason Kelce slams phone of guy who shouted “How does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?” at him.

Can someone tell me why @amazon delivery folks keep leaving these outside our house? What do I do with them? This is 4th time we’ve been gifted these. I don’t want them and it seems like such a waste to just throw out.

Nothing like Prime Day to bring people together.

@chrissyfarr @cgoodmac I feel like Uprise would likely be a huge help here!

Do any lawyers or VCs want to write for me a guide on exercising options for people who pickup equity either as employees, consultants/contractors and whatnot? Something really simple and user friendly that covers the process, tax implications and so on. Will publish.

I literally do not understand any of this tweet

@sarahradz_ 😒

Oh ya what if I don't answer my phone for a bit

@StuartBlitz San Sebastian is an all time favorite of ours. Incredible food and art. Really interesting region with a really unique language and history (Basque) and a hop, skip and a jump from the French border.

Is it worth going along coast of Spain either north/south of Barcelona? Going to Barcelona a few days this summer with kids and trying to decide: 1) Go north/south for a few days after Barcelona 2) Fly somewhere else Don't even think of suggesting somewhere with subpar food 😂

@_jmarquis is it 18 days ago?

Anyone want to guess how many days ago I became a dad?

@crystalxduan @junker_jo forget about then, Martha is serving NOW. Absolute queen.

@junker_jo ya fs also she was SERVING when she was younger

Reflecting again on my time last week watching Martha Stewart for hours on a hotel tv. Obviously one could say she’s the blueprint for the tradwife girlies but there’s so much more to it than that. Unlike them instead of neurotically performing femininity she has this amazing butch energy with her sexy husky voice and dykey haircuts (very Hillary) and her intense disagreeableness which seeps through even the most benign scripted tv segments (watched her squeeze a lemon and then start ranting and raving about how much she hated pre-bottled lemon juice and how it “tastes like Mr. Clean”). Plus she doesn’t resort to any sniveling theatrics to pretend she isn’t Filthy Fucking Rich and instead flaunts drone shots of her estate that looks like it belongs to a feudal lord. Meanwhile it’s obvious she could have coasted through life on her rich husband, literal model looks, genius IQ, and banging personality but she instead chose to build a true Girlboss Empire the likes of which the world has never seen. And on top of all that the content she makes is actually extremely useful and inspiring and has been so consistently for the last thirty years. A living legend and a Very Good Thing.

@nikillinit I need @iamjohnoliver to mention this this week so that people believe me that this is big. I'm over here watching these updates like Titus and all I'm getting response wise is "TGIF baby!"

This change healthcare outage caused by a cyber attack is still happening - completely crippling the ability to check if a patient is covered, or ability to send claims Nuts stuff - imagine if like visa just went down for 24+ hours

roses are red violets are blue GIVE ME MY FUCKING HEALTH RECORDS ASKLDKLAJHSDLKJHASDSADASD