Tritan-2

@Hania16836 Yep

@RobertaFresque2 C

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@BamaSaltyMarine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, wou you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me it I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

@NoDMsPerfavore Im infinity!!

According to your birthday month, how dirty minded you are? Jan: 900% Feb: 400% Mar: 0% Apr: Infinity May: 50% June: 3000% July: 600% Augs Infinity Sept: 900000% Oct: 10% Nov: 100% Dec: Infinity

@SweetTexanRose 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do you know your sleeping pill is kicking in? When you drop your phone on your face……twice.😂 If I want up with a shiner or two, mind your business. I’m fine. 😂 Really, instead, you should be more worried about what I may post between now and when I wake up. 😂😂

@janninereid1 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Just got the CT scan done. I'm back in the waiting room waiting to be put in a room. Gonna be a while I think. 🫤

@CemetaryBby 🤣🤣🤣🤣oh damn.

It means your dick isn't hard enough

@violetabrandani Middle

Who do you want? 😍❤️ ◯ Right ◯ Middle ◯ Left

@Oceanbreeze473 🤣🤣🤣

We're gonna be able to vacation in Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, and maybe Minnesota soon. 😘

@SouthernChick No way

I think I like Dutton Ranch better than I did Yellowstone.

@vxylily Jaws God Father

Name One.

@femalebodybuil6 2,3

Choose Two to spend the weekend with 💘💘But you must choose one in a pair of Jeans 👖 & one in a Skirt 👗.

@PPC4Liberty Should leave plenty spare room on the plane

✊🏽✊🏽

@GodandCountryy @m99151272 Amen

Amen 🙏

@RobertaFresque2 Yep

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@TiffanyFong Yep. And now they will go out of business

Aren’t titties the point of Hooters?

@ImMeme0 @ChristineI220 Maybe a tractor trailer will meet her soon

Meet Nyisha DuVal-Brown, who wished a painful death on Tulsi Gabbard’s husband, who is currently battling cancer, as well as on Tulsi herself. According to her LinkedIn, she is a paralegal at the San Francisco Public Defender’s Office. You know what to do!

@Oceanbreeze473 Damn. Hog gone wild!!!

She looks like the “Landslide” she’s been singing about.

@MichelleMaxwell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know who made this but 🤣🤣🤣

@AVGirl4Life Disgusting pieces of shit

Only in California would you have a congressional candidate choose to turn her back to the flag and refuse to say the national anthem. Does it bother you or is this free speech and freedom at work?