Michael Junker

@GSO_Police Getting a policy named after you is how you know you're doing your job.

The good news: The social team is back online. The bad news: There's now a policy named after us! 🫠

@assassinscreed First time I've ever preordered. I loved this game, and all genuinely excited to enjoy it again.

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced launches on July 9th, 2026. 🎉 Thank you for tuning to our worldwide reveal showcase! We hope you enjoyed, and we can't wait to show you more in the upcoming weeks. Pre-order now! ubi.li/O5sQ5

Never seen something like this ever. This is incredible. Holy moly.

@NWSMilwaukee @MerriamWebster sic 'em

@NWSMilwaukee *pique

Did this past week's weather peak your interest in learning how to spot and properly report severe weather? We have three sessions this week in SW/SC WI where you can learn about how to directly get us the critical information we need during severe storms. weather.gov/mkx/spotter-sc…

@NWSMilwaukee Would you guys put out some PSAs to not stop under bridges and overpasses?

Just want to take a moment to thank everyone that sent us storm reports over the past week of severe weather. Also, thank you to all of you who took proactive measures to stay safe in the storms. We heard a lot of people making the right decisions and sheltering properly. #wiwx

@ryanhallyall Finally, the quality service I DEMAND from my absolutely freely provided weather service. Sure, I *could* use WeatherWise and find my own area like you say to do every 10 minutes, but that would be MILDLY INCONVENIENT, and I won't stand for it!

🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🚨 Effective immediately, Yall Enterprises, LLC will be implementing a strict “No Pizza During Radar-Indicated Tornado Warnings” policy. This decision comes after a thorough internal review of a recent 11-hour live broadcast, where a single, non-confirmed tornado warning with weak rotation briefly competed with a large pepperoni. Under the new guidelines: All food consumption must be cleared by the National Weather Service Snacks are limited to sub-severe thresholds Pizza is now classified as a Moderate Risk distraction We appreciate your understanding as we continue our mission to deliver life-saving weather coverage while occasionally remembering to eat. — Management

“Crack the eggs in a separate bowl to avoid getting shell in the batter” sure, maybe for AMATEURS, but an egg-cracking expert like ME can do this shit no prob—Ah fuck

@NargaCosplay @NargaLifestream Some very cool Borderlands aesthetic on this shot. Very cool!

I’m the dirt under your nails. Nothing's gonna clean me out. Vi cosplay by me

Another unseasonably warm day will lead to our first severe weather risk of the year. Thunderstorms will form along a warm front between 3pm & 6pm, with all severe weather hazards possible. Make sure you have multiple ways to receive warnings and stay weather aware! #mnwx #wiwx

@daviss I was wondering why the traffic was so annoying getting out of downtown today

@TonyDi101 @Smith_WessonInc I'm waiting for my pocket holster from @VedderHolsters. Most of my good IWBs are from them. I trust them.

@Smith_WessonInc Could use a slim leather concealed carry case. Hard to find a GOOD carry case for such a small gun.

the perfect concealed carry doesn't exi...

@NOAAComms @NOAA @NOAAResearch I understand you guys have been reticent to use data from different universities' mobile radar setups in official metric gathering. I would assume since this is a formally sponsored NOAA/ NWS radar truck, this will be counted as official data, correct?

Storm ready: @NOAA’s new mobile #radar fleet bridges gap between research and weather safety News release: noaa.gov/news-release/s… via @NOAAResearch

How my guts are gonna sound after three bites of the Fenway lobster poutine

@GunloverClub1 Public range shenanigans

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“The weather in [place I live] is SOOOOO CRAZY! One day it’s [one kind of weather] and literally the next day it’s [different kind of weather]”

Ah. Spring is in the air.

Are we winning yet?