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@WallStreetApes As a Californian I’ve only walked into a Trader Joe’s twice ever in my life so I’d never wait in this line for a fucking bag they make us use. First world bullshit, I swear.

This was the line for Trader Joe's in Bakersfield, California The line stretched all the way to the end of the shopping center People got up and waited in this huge line for the release of a new “mini tote bag” Every time Trader Joe's releases these in California people go crazy and wait in these long lines to get one This one was summer themed When I see this all I can think of is, this many people don’t have work in the morning…..

@TrumpDailyPosts I miss the days when we all thought it was China 😢

What is the biggest enemy of America?

@GavinNewsom @GOP First and only time I’ll ever agree with you.

Trump just defeated the sole Republican who forced DOJ to start releasing the Epstein files. Tells you everything you need to know about Trump — and what’s left of the feckless @GOP.

Completely over politics. Nothing matters and we’ll always get stomped on.

Wish they went after Epstein pedos like they going after Massie

@_dxllz7 Literally everything.

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@pizzahut Pizza Hut isn’t doing this. Tim Sparks is doing it to some of the ones he owns.

drop ur favorite Hut memory ⬇️

@gofishh77 @gotrice2024 Looks fun af

What in the sweet home Alabama…I mean Indiana is going on here?!

@cion_nedes @SomaKazima2 He’s not dumb! He’s just old and senile. They’re precious. All my darlings are 15 😭

@SomaKazima2 That dog dumb as a box of rocks, just cute but not protecting nothing.

Like I hear this bitch, but I don't see her???? 😭😭😭😭

"The Party" by Vanessa Stockard

@TMZ Ah yes people aren’t supposed to eat in LA

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dine out amid alleged death threats. bit.ly/4nEeuVF

@Noia2014 @ExxAlerts Bwahahahaha!

@ExxAlerts I'm going to guess they thought the monkeys were family.

ALERT: American tourists arrested in Japan for climbing into a monkey enclosure in Japan, where viral baby monkey ‘Punch’ lives. Ichikawa City Zoo, outside Tokyo, has attracted many domestic and international visitors since a picture of a baby monkey named Punch was posted clutching a stuffed IKEA orangutan plush after being rejected by his mother. Neal Duan, 27, allegedly filmed Reid Dayson,22, scaling the fence and dropping into the dry moat to the monkey exhibit. A zoo official quickly apprehended Dayson before he could get close to the animals, while another apprehended Duan for filming Dayson perform the stunt. Dayson, who told police he was a student, and Duan, who told police he was a singer, were arrested on charges of forcible obstruction of business, which they refute.

@TMZ 😢

Aqua, the group behind "Barbie Girl," announces their band breakup. 💔 bit.ly/4ulLqVD

@jtbanned4 @5149jamesli The fuck are you talking about?

@5149jamesli So do what Fetterman did then, win and then change parties, or do you really like fucking over POC, the young, poor and old?

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country." An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

@INTERIORPORN1 I’d actually buy one of these if i could afford it.

I don’t care what anybody says. This is not a talent, this is a superpower.

@KILLTOPARTY Maybe it’s her and she has allergies. Trapped mucus n stuff get trapped and creates a bad smell stuck in your nose.

MY HUSBAND SMELLS BAD