🐢 one thousand year old turtle

@LukeW I checked this tweet five times today

Americans check their phones 144 times per day. reviews.org/mobile/cell-ph… in 2017, it was 80 times per day. lukew.com/presos/preso.a…

@enriquemoreno @LukeW they are probably doing a tiered roll out

@LukeW What? It has been out for more than a week

can... not... wait...

@terronk capslock gives it more credibility 😐

Last week: The economy is horrible! This week: The economy is great and it’s because of meeeee!

@omgnyc_ does NYT not have anything better to do

Band Shirt Fridays, forever! nytimes.com/2024/01/22/sty…

@mipsytipsy “looking up for purpose and looking down for function” is nice and pithy, but how do you relate that to the the rhetoric around teams or orgs encouraging a “bottoms up” mentality? “top down” guidance obviously needs some tempering, somehow

"My engineering org has 40 engineers in it, but the CEO won't let me hire any dedicated engineering managers. He says we need everyone writing code, and can't take the hit to our velocity. I think he's wrong but am struggling to make the case.. help??" 😱 charity.wtf/2024/01/05/que…

@David_Rudnick manmade sphere

"It is the world's largest sphere" remarkably not only is it not the world's largest sphere, the actual largest sphere is contained inside that very phrase

@jstn IIRC a werther’s tree will sprout inside your stomach

here lies jstn died after inhaling a werther's original, whole

@ArtSabintsev @brave need to make sure that if the VPN disconnects that all connections fall and that it doesn’t automatically fallback to a non-VPN pathway

@t3dotgg the church of rebase patrons stress me out

You shouldn’t use git rebase most of the time

@jamiew “just change the precision” - jamiedubz

tfw when the account balance won't hide because dust-of-dust

@okaysee luv u

@mmatyus just let me be

clothes shopping for me is wanting to be a better version of myself or wanting to be someone else entirely as it turns out character change is much harder than a pair of shoes

@jamiew @ckurdziel @charlietran @waxpancake can you share your RSS feeds so I don’t have to build my own

@ckurdziel @charlietran @waxpancake bless u defs

increasingly feels like my email inbox is exclusively for newsletters and notifications and i hate it

@timthegiraffe feels like a maturity issue

what's the thing called where you're addicted to acting *just soooo overwheelllllmed* all the time at work? it's not workaholism, gotta have another name

@stubbornella it’s not perfectly semantic (anchors are for navigating, buttons are not), but is it “truly inaccessible”? I bet people get by… I would love to hear someone who actually relies on assistive technologies weigh in. cc @LeonieWatson!

Is the output of this code truly inaccessible to screen readers? If so, why?

@bryanwoods had a conversation this week about when to use “cheerio”

Starting to realize that when British people say “cheers”…………I might not actually know what they mean…….

@okaysee always was

@mmatyus it was about one’s perspective all along

If you want to feel younger, hang out with folks that are a lot younger than you! Although as it turns out this is also a potent way to feel your age too.

@okaysee maybe this is the difference between pessimist and optimists

@okaysee I think maybe a better way to feel young is hangout with older people. hanging out with young people makes me feel old

@erikphoel kids gotta eat somehow

That was a shocking fast drop-off. RIP the humanities.