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@pumptinis @Dustin_Cone stoppp ! so good 👏👏 in the bed with all those icons I love it Ciara 🧡

yeah, give this script writer a fat raise

@StraightFlorida hehe i know that bar very well

One of my favorite parts of Memorial Day weekend is watching these main characters find the bottom of the bottle and lose every last filter they had. 🥴 Here we got a prime sighting of the White Carlton in the wild after about 12 margaritas — flailing like a complete fool, jumping his invisible jump rope while suffering a rhythmically controlled seizure. 🤣 This Florida man is living his absolute best life right now. Zero shame, zero rhythm, and zero clue what tomorrow brings. 🇺🇸 The 36-hour hangover and first court appearance will smack his dumb ass back to reality real soon. God bless America and that cheap tequila. 🥴

@y2kpopart luv her look ! so pretty and perf mix of her parents

Nichole Richie and Joel Madden daughter, Kate Madden, in new photo posted on her IG ✨

@BravoWWHL i luv Kekeeeeeee and the hair so cute

Does Keke Palmer give a damn?! #WWHL

@ClubShayShay my fav “monica” is the denzel meme, or ja rule screaming monicaaa in fast & furious 😭 and of course its my name

Jack Harlow Has To Date A Woman From Memphis Or Milwaukee — Somewhere LeBron Doesn’t Want To Visit Says K. Michelle

@sarcasm_sexy interesting & makes sense thx !! but I just think I can still feel all the movement the surgeon is doing even thou i would be numb ! maybe she ate a bunch of gummies or got nox before

@moca_chisme Apparently, local anesthesia is better for you in certain situations. Less expensive, quicker healing times, fewer risks, etc. aaitulsa.net/blog/1423640-h…

i'm shook at this plastic surgery before and after that i've been showing to people for YEARS being liz #rhori

@ShadoSolo stopppppp this is too true im crying 😭

Honorable mention

@escapefrommelos oye another amazing miami native very impressive

incredible that clav got mogged by the most “Miami” judge possible half cuban, half ashkie, an OG Looksmaxxer who made his name representing pro athletes and sports teams before entering public service

The son will carry this with him for the rest of his life and he will never forget this moment.

@kimsslutpig1 i would of reacted the same as Mia & Julia 😆

Julia and Mia laughing has me in TEARS😂 #SouthernHospitality

🌙 💛 #flow open.spotify.com/track/3ixYkZI6…

“ It’s time to go. You’re GWEN STEFANI “ - Linda Perry on writing What You Waiting For for @gwenstefani

@HousewivesHub oh JF a BJ counts girl and she thinks were stupid she didnt “sleep” with him

Jen Fessler: “I've never ever had an intimate moment of any kind with West Wilson … I have never slept with West Wilson.” Jen Fessler explains why she defended West and says they have always been “friendly.” She says West has done really nice things for her, like coming on her podcast and helping get Kyle, Jesse, and Carl on her podcast as well. Podcast: Two Ts in a Pod #summerhouse #rhonj

@notgwendalupe forever iconic !! and she became the best host & was soo funny on house of villains 🧡

18 years ago, Tanisha woke up the house with pots and pans in 'Bad Girls Club'

@CelsiusOfficial kiwi guava, tropical vibe, pina colada, cherry cola

Name your celsius flavor mount rushmore

@TheStingisBack ooh Clive as Bond that i like !!!

Frank Miller said Gail, played by Rosario Dawson (47 today), was one of the characters that “screamed off the page” when making Sin City (2005). Seeing her in costume for the first time, Clive Owen cracked: “I have to work with that?” Clive’s the best Bond we never got.

@TheChiefNerd ahh Jamie Kennedy thank you !!! and what a shame jerry i cannot believe u would be ok with that :/ and id fight the man coming into the ladies room and i would be arrested ! so stupid but honestly would be worth it

JAMIE KENNEDY: “Let's say you're at the Montage Hotel … And there is a guy there who's about 35 years old … He's wearing a Jill Sanders skirt and you notice that his unit is hanging out and he goes into the women's room. What say you?” JERRY O’CONNELL: “I would say nothing.”

@BigBoi super cool Simon is a handsome owl !! have u made any beats with his hoots ?!

“ Simon “ my first owl encounter…. I had to do it … ( As his Talons dug deep into my forearm ) 🛸

@RealJorgeSBeach ahhh burdines so much nostalgia running around dadeland mall and those carpet circle pits as a kid