🤖👼.🦋

Love is Blind: Minneapolis is probably going to be a snooze-fest (because the locals are definitely not going to fight on-camera) but regardless, everyone in the metro is still going to watch it

@hipearlrose What do you want to know?

if you’re 35+ I want to know whats going on with you. younger people i love you too but i need to figure out WHAT is going on

“Parable of the Sower” is apparently happening right on schedule

@bellabee13 “Yummy”

What are some random phrases/words that are inexplicably like nails on a chalkboard to you personally, despite them not being problematic or weird in any identifiable/reasonable way? A few for me are “comrade,” “coddle,” “ijbol,” “sleep like a baby,” and “your mileage may vary.”

The only strategy Republicans have right now is spewing torrents of bullshit, because their actual policy agenda is very unpopular. It consists of making every one’s lives worse off and convincing their base that it’s a Good Thing

I wonder if J.R.R. Tolkien ever listened to Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” since it came out during his lifetime

@britnihemmer Same

2025: Get outdoors.

@CheyCab I’m mean, there’s always the convention center

There are two secret places to pee downtown.

Normalize two-day work weeks

America's oldest living presidents are now the guy in office and the guy about to take office. Gerontocracy, baby!

Welcome to Project and uh, the year 2025

This is starting to feel more masochistic but here are the books I read in 2024. With a few exceptions, every book I finish is an endorsement

@rothschildmd The 2024 election was stolen. The vice president must do the right thing on Jan. 6th 😉

I'm certainly no fan of Trump, but this an opinion piece, not a legal argument. Trump is going to take office, and it's foolish to waste our time with hopium like this.

Merry Christmas to Hans Gruber only

Will be wild!

MAGA Nativity: God’s back on earth as a human baby. And He’s pissed.

@hipearlrose That would mean staying up past my bedtime

anyone want to go to midnight mass w me tn lol

guys with a little grey in their beard deserve the world

#PresidentMusk can effortlessly be President, run his companies, make humanity multiplanetary, cut federal spending to zero, and troll the libs while making millions of babies and conquering all video games. That's why he's #PresidentMusk. America elected him to be hardcore.