Dave The Sauce

@Mengu09 master troll post. bait succesfull

I don't even play Commander and I know for a FACT that this card deserves to be banned

@Chosler Correction. WOTC sold a bunch to Distros which sold a lot to LGSs. As a store, we are once again left with the hot potato. with a backstore full of unsold boxes. and 1000s of $ of unsold products sitting at cost on the shelves.

The average Magic Player on social media is convinced that Turtles flopped hard

@Bitcoin_Teddy we were kinda forgetting to boycott USA goods, since last years... thanks for reminding us to not buy American.

Trump: “I love Canada … But the United States can't subsidize a country for $200 billion a year … You have to run your own country. And to be honest with you, Canada only works as a state … I'm sorry, we have to do this.”

@akafaceUS having played poaint like 3 time in my life... its like watching someone running and dropping 20's on the floor without caring at all

It seems that valuable tactical skills are no longer being taught or emphasized in this sport.

@TheTrinketMage sol ring should be banned

I need some commander hot takes! This is for a future podcast!

@IzziDoodles @SaffronOlive 7 cards banned today...

@SaffronOlive Zero. There is no reason to play this game competitively when Riftbound is so much better.

Secrets of Strixhaven spoilers kick off officially tomorrow! What's your hype level for the set?

@elonmusk Only Sith deal in absolutes.

Only Grok speaks the truth. Only truthful AI is safe. Only truth understands the universe.

@TheTrinketMage I have a 5colours deck. and the restriction is too harsh. if i could spend the mana only on multicolour spell i would play it.

Does anyone have a home for this card? It seems almost impossible to use well.

@TSN_Sports The 2 penalities just before this were REALLY bad call...

MATTHEW SCHAEFER SCORES AGAIN, ARE YOU KIDDING?! 🤯 MAKE THAT TWO GOALS 55 SECONDS APART FOR THE 18-YEAR OLD DEFENCEMAN 🚨

@elonmusk so you made an ad for Claude? XD

Grok 4.20 is BASED. The only AI that doesn’t equivocate when asked if America is on stolen land. The others are weak sauce.

@sentosumosaba THIS. I don't know why people are celebrating this. the guy is selling a card that is not his. all his NFTs, Crypto, market projet, ended up being scams... and we are celebrating him right now?

Logan. You cofounded a company that sold tokenized ownership of this card. I was one of those owners. How are you going to take care of those transactions?

@cryptorover Twitter is say the word is trending, yet "in the news" tab is "empty" #EpsteinAdministration

💥BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been fuming all weekend over how everyone keeps calling his administration the “Epstein Administration.”

@dom_lucre @grok is this true?

🔥🚨BREAKING: it has been revealed that Disneyland’s viral Evil Queen, Sabrina Von B was fired for subtly asking guests to tell Disney they want to see her character in daily operations. “Ultimately, that was a rule broken, according to the rat.”

@LemorasCards all of those cards are too good to be legal, somehow... but we let thassa oracle for some reason. like casuals people will have the gentlemen agreement of not playing it... that super dumb imo

when they're bringing up Griselbrand, arguably the most powerful non-power card on the ban list, and make no mention of Prime Time you know there's no reason to listen to these people

not nathan beaulieu walking back once he saw michel therrien lmao 🤣

@CoolStuffInc at worse... its: 2 mana for 1 card! 4 mana for 2 cards! 6 mana for 4 cards! Obvisouly you want to get to 8 or more mana.

Our first look at Secrets of Strixhaven! A blue draw spell that is physically upsetting for people who did poorly in math! #MTGStrixhaven

@Mengu09 @DerekYang855984 SCG had a paywall... and i was okay with it. because it means that the pros writing them where making better articles and earning a living :)

@DerekYang855984 I don’t know you but just wanted to let you know that Youtube pays is irrelevant for small creators. I have 100k hours watched and get 1.8k usd. Metafy is a good tool for people to monetize their time, sorry you can’t consume content for free anymore.

Before, skilled players put their deck techs and guides on YouTube. I watched, liked, and subscribed. YouTube paid them for views, all was right with the world. Then Metafy appeared and the dark ages began. 😡 #fabtcg

@BartDecider @wizards_magic How do they choose the power of the rare mythic?

@wizards_magic "don't have enough available" is really funny when they can just open regular boosters until they find a foil rare/mythic, since the "promo" cards are now indistinguishable from regular ones. bring back the stamp instead of feeding hasbro's greed.

(1/2 🧵) We're aware of reports of Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease kits containing foil promo cards from an incorrect set. This is not intentional and, if possible, stores should replace these promos with the appropriate ECL promos from other prerelease kits.

@diet__cruella TBF. as a LGS we have been out of a lot of the standard since their release... that drive the price up quite a bit. we have been out of Edge and Tarkir since almost their release.

Also this is what I paid in total for all four copies of my Boids in August lol no wonder no one wants to play Standard

@CryptoMikli more scamming scamming by logan paul...

Logan Paul turns down a $5M irrevocable bid for his Pikachu Illustrator “Someone wants to place a $5M irrevocable bid. What that means is someone will agree to put a pre-placed bid on the card, and if it doesn’t hit that number, it gets sold to them. But if it goes above that number, they will get a 10% difference from the bet they placed and the final sell price” “Someone did this with a Birkin bag. They placed a $3M irrevocable bid on the bag, and that bag got sold for $10M. They made $700K in a night just by having the conviction that it will sell above $3M”