@DLCampanile Luckily, I just cut up too much onion. Nothing too serious.😀
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Max Payne-in-the-Ass
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Max Payne-in-the-Ass
@MtnLake4Evah
Former Anti-hero living his best life on a lake in New Hampshire.
New Hampshire, USA Katılım Temmuz 2023
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@MtnLake4Evah After 36 years of being married with both of us high functioning autistic, we put it in writing, text, Discord, etc. And I learned a long time ago to accept his sincere efforts, and he learned to ask for clarification even if he thinks he knows what I want.
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My wife told me to do a thing and so I did. Then she told me I did it wrong and she insists that she told me how she wanted it done. I didn’t hear that and I’m not a psychic. 👀
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@2Aupdates In New York that’s probably true more times that it’s not, but in states where guns aren’t taco and everyone has them, police don’t freak out when they see one on an otherwise law abiding citizen
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The New York Times says you shouldn't own a gun because the police will kill you for having it:
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Update: This has now made it to the New York Times
nytimes.com/2026/05/20/mag…
Rob Romano@2Aupdates
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@Corbienest @MandoWisco This fantasy that poor people didn’t exist in the 70s and everyone owned a house & a car on one minimum wage salary is delusional. There’s real problems with the economy but it’s not as bad as people like to pretend it is to make themselves feel better about not wanting to work.
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@MandoWisco Wait. Also no. The equivalent of the minimum wage in 1970s adjusted for inflation would be $14 per hour.
Do you just believe everything you read on here?
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@Corbienest @NotABBWLover @Docquistador If I was served this, I would assume I was being punished for something.
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@NotABBWLover @Docquistador Images like this is why people thing bringing a lunch is prison food 😭
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I’m eating meal prepped chicken & rice again today
Please don’t tell boomers that Gen Z’ers don’t all actually eat $30 lunches daily. It might give them an aneurism.
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@SusieM414141 @bigsoup6_7 I was a tree surgeon for years and these dude’s were taking a huge chance in not having the rope in the top of the tree! They got lucky doing what they did because it could have flopped like nothing on the house where they placed their rope. Pure luck in my opinion
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@Corbienest @JoeEsjay You’ve got the order wrong. First you fight them, then you ask them questions after you beat them up. 👀
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@FreeRangeWhites Isn’t Vermont a constitutional carry state? I’m not sure I understand why this is a problem?
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It is customary in Brattleboro for female Tesla drivers to arrange to go in pairs to the superchargers because it's not safe for them to go alone due to the homeless refugee camp on the property.
Kitchen Marm@quachelsey
This isn't limited to Burlington... Brattleboro, VT is much smaller with the same exact issues. You cross the CT River from NH and it's a nightmare zone
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Have you ever started a project with a specific goal to repair a small section, but as you are in the process of doing it, realize that you are, in fact, going to redo the entire thing so that it all looks consistent?
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@Corbienest Will that be your defense when you go in to contest the ticket? 😀
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@Corbienest They keep the fine small enough that it’s not worth your time to go in and fight it.
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@elonmusk Can’t you at least take the point out of the roof? It would make it significantly less ugly.
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Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car!
Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
One of Elon's most vocal critics just bought a Cybertruck. Brian Krassenstein, who has spent years publicly clashing with @elonmusk, announced the purchase yesterday. His reason had nothing to do with politics. He has a young family and the Cybertruck is the only pickup truck in America to hold both an IIHS Top Safety Pick+ award and a perfect 5-star NHTSA rating simultaneously. When your fiercest critics are buying your product because the data leaves them no choice, that's a different kind of win.
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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. 👺
Max Payne-in-the-Ass@MtnLake4Evah
There’s nothing more dangerous for a husband than a wife who has “ideas”. 👀
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There’s nothing more dangerous for a husband than a wife who has “ideas”. 👀
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@RepKeithSelf Every politician that voted to allow this obviously unconstitutional infringement on our right to privacy and property deserves to be removed from office and prosecuted.
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@RepKeithSelf Yes. I hope that new car sales collapse aster this year. The car companies deserve it for not opposing the obvious violations of privacy and property that this imposes. Every car manufacturer that capitulated to this instead of challenging it in court deserves to fail.
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Imagine a woman fleeing an attacker—and her car won’t start because it thinks she’s impaired.
Imagine a farmer injured on the job—his truck won’t start because it thinks he’s drunk.
These are the unintended consequences of the Kill Switch mandate.
Kill the Kill Switch.
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@Jason___YYC There’s a state road that isn’t maintained by my town. I don’t use their water or sewer. I have to pay a company to take my garbage. My kids don’t attend the failing schools. I would happily pay an annual fee to the police and fire dept. and still save $10k/yr in taxes.
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Is there a fucking road in front of your house?
Does your house have plumbing that leaves your property?
Do you want the fire department to show up if it’s on fire?
These fucking idiots man
Mila Joy@Milajoy
My home is paid off. Why do I have to pay property taxes on it?
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@PubyWax @Corbienest Demanding other people risk their lives because you refuse to take simple steps to protect yourself doesn’t make you a good person. It might make you FEEL like a good person, which is obviously what’s important to you, but it isn’t true.
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@MtnLake4Evah @Corbienest Humans are naturally social animals. Virtue signalling is a key means by which we preserve the values that maintain civilization. The logic of 'realism' leads to a might-makes-right world in which humans and humanity as a whole will certainly not last long.
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