Neil Squire

@premierleague @Arsenal Think you might want to check your maths there big boy. 91 / 38 does not equal 2.9...

It was a campaign to be proud of for @Arsenal 🙌 The Gunners produced numbers better than the title winning average in a 38-match season prior to 2023/24 🔎

@footballtweet Le Tissier, obviously

You've just got a penalty. If the penalty is scored you win £100M. You're allowed to choose one player past/present to take it for you. 🤑⚽️ Which player do you choose? 🤔

@piersmorgan Kinda bought it on yourself Piers

Sickening.

@Peterhoest And isn't it fantastic that they didn't.....

@theburnxngwolf @HotspurRelated I take it tennis is your first sport?

@HotspurRelated 3/10 If Jose or Conte had this GK, that defence, and that midfield, we would have finished top 3 this season. Okay we've lost Kane, but considering we had no Europe this season and bottled FA/League cup at pretty much first hurdle, haven't really been impressed.

Rate that first #thfc season from Ange Postecoglou /10.

@HotspurRelated 8

@KarlT0 'With this rogue's gallery of self-serving absolute cunts, winning the next election is well within reach' Even Goebbels would have struggled to pull that one off...

@whrlpooll Up until we actually get anywhere near their goal yes. Then it just falls apart

@TedsTechTed @kirkkorner And that's your take on this? Fuck me

Almost 2,500 people were convicted last month in private court hearings for not paying for a TV Licence One was a partially-sighted man from Oldham with learning disabilities His mum pleaded guilty on his behalf You wonder what help he got to try to avoid a criminal conviction

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 @GNev2 That famous 3-2-4-1 formation that no one plays!!

Here are @Carra23 and @GNev2's picks for Premier League Team of the season! 👀🍿

@RexChapman Same tactic used in every team sport. Hit the star man early and hard.

@dandouglas £2.10? 1/7th of a can each day and you can feed yourself for 30p just like Lee....

i mean i knew this was 100% inevitable but it’s still amazing that you can post something like, “wow this is expensive” and then two hours later there’s like 50 weird guys trying to fight you over beans

before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages

@CorneliusW35775 @Lilywhite_Rose Fuck me Cornelius, you sound like a really level headed and cheery bloke.

Cristian Romero birthday party 🥳

@MikeTyson @jakepaul Don't kill him Mike, it will look bad on your CV.

Yes it's a real sanctioned fight with @jakepaul #PaulTyson

@ChefReactions @ChefReactions. I watch all these. Just one question. Does anyone in America ever, and I mean ever, cook with fresh ingredients? Everything comes out of a tin, packet or tube. Why are you all not dead?

@CarefreeEnzo8 @TopGunners14 @CarefreeJonty I spend £400/mth and live on my own. I am a greedy bastard mind!

@TopGunners14 @CarefreeJonty Agree with the point but who's spending £500 a month on food

@CollinRugg Seriously? You are now censoring the word pedophile? JFC

NEW: Louisiana pedoph*le who r*ped a 14-year-old girl multiple times has been ordered to be physically castrated. Good. 54-year-old Glenn Sullivan Sr. pleaded guilty to four counts of second-degree r*pe. Sullivan impregnated a teenager by r*ping her multiple times and then terrorizing the girl and her family into silence. The girl eventually came forward and Sullivan was charged. He was sentenced to 50 years in prison and the removal of his testicles. “I want to say I've had three people ordered to be chemically castrated but, to my knowledge, this is the first physical castration to be ordered," Assistant District Attorney Brad Cascio said.

@DripGene What the fuck have a bunch of blondes got to do with a decent golf tournament?

@THFCsince76 Perfectly true and reasonable. However, have you met some of our fan base?

@CPhilpOfficial You feckless liar

Glad to make clear to #bbclauraK this morning that my point to the gentleman on QT last week was obviously a rhetorical question, not a substantive one, as I think any fair minded person would agree