Nick Cox

last night I dreamed about a combination meat-grinder/pasta-mill that made the world's best bolognese.

no one in target knows I'm listening to the Pokemon theme song on repeat.

he's not a real Baldwin. he's like a step-Baldwin.

okay I'll start tweeting again.

i keep forgetting to tweet! ack!

just missed the bus I would have made if I had run for it.

"One *hangs* a picture, a criminal or oneself." -AP Stylebook

Younger RT @HuffingtonPost: You'll never believe what the "Orange Is The New Black" cast looked like in high school huff.to/1mTNnjH

Supreme Court news story headlines have too many double negatives.

and I know: I slice bagels for money.

how to slice a bagel: watch the knife pass thru the center hole like a cloud over the face of the moon.

hazelnuts are actually just chickpeas.

wow I just saw a guy carrying two huge dead animals into the halal store in union square. gnarly.

actually decent thing on vox about the firing of jill abramson vox.com/2014/5/18/5727…

@certaintragedy in the air tonight?

"There is no exit from the dictionary" -Louis Menand

@certaintragedy mystery jience theater?

hey @tnr, i just clicked "i disagree" just to see what would happen.

@devinemily I wish I could come! but unfortunately I am seeing the Red Sox that night.

BUT HE DIDN'T SO HE DIED.