noah parillo

Libertarians have the coolest names I swear

Why is it always so awkward to make eye contact with the people you bowl with right after you bowl

Yo did we all to the same wiggles concert at the palace as a kid?

If I have nothing left in this world I will still have my silky smooth jumper

Set up that presidential long drive contest RIGHT NOW

I just wanna sit on my porch and drink beer

@jj_redick you gotta rebuild the pistons bruh

@DroletOwen Just good enough to fill up Fenway park every weekend but not good enough to beat Yankees Phillies or dodgers payroll

Gonna be hard to recruit this fall with my hard stance on no NIL for college athletes

I swear to god I blocked team Snapchat

Guys will start a fire and say “hell yea”

Was always a childhood dream of mine to get onto cash cab

@detriot_gosling The difference is Buicks have always been cool and kias weren’t cool but now are sweet

Total lied Buick took the crown.

Kia’s rebranding is second to none

Pizza delivery guys in the 90’s had elite navigational skills

I ain’t ever listened to a podcast ad

I probably have a top 1% reading level if you take into consideration every human to ever exist

My college town chipolte has no aura, at least give me some elevator music to listen to

Can’t wait for jokic to be in like year 14 where he’s 10x slower but still putting the same stats up he does now

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