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went to winner’s chapel today, something compelled me to, attended first service.
i didn’t want to attract attention to myself so i decided to go with my 13 pro max instead of my 17 pro max, just to lay low.
when i tried to enter the building, there was a spiritual barrier blocking me, i was confused. this has never happened. “am i unclean?” i asked myself.
then the pastor yelled “Job 11:14. If iniquity is in your hand, put it far away, and let not injustice dwell in your tents”. i looked at my hands immediately and i understood, God doesn’t accept filth in his house, i was holding a 13 pro max.
i got rid of the phone at once, drove home to get my 17 pro max and i was welcomed into the church with a joyous atmosphere.
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You will be saving a mother just by retweeting
Rita Sunshine@1RitaSunshine
This video is a call for help. My mum is battling with stroke, and it is slowly taking her life. She needs urgent medical funds to stay alive, and I cannot do this alone anymore. Please, if you have it in your heart to help or retweet this to someone who can, I beg of you 🤲🏻🙏
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He is still missing, please repost until he is found.
Bennedict@BennieSonamzi
He is still missing, please repost until he is found.
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Meet Destiny Kosisochukwu, the Igbo-born Barcelona protégé destined for greatness.
The next superstar coming out of La Masia.
Igbo to the World 🌍
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@UnkleAyo @TroubleFlakes The economic issue of the me is messing up their sex life especially with their wives.
Same men will be able to perform outside....but they linked their economic woes to marriage hence can't perform at home.
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I post anonymous link.
Married men complaints are mostly related to economic concerns.
Married women complaints are mostly related to libido & sex.
Are you people taking notes?
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Another lucky bastard. E still dey call am babe.
Who do you want to pepper?
You that doesn't know the difference between Am and I'm 😏
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo
Married men on the TL, question for you. Please be honest. Does it ever occur to you, that you could have waited out marriage, a little bit longer? Do you ever feel like you ringed someone too soon? When does the feeling set in? 2 years? 5 years? 10 years? Does it?
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Can’t count the number of people that were nicknamed Podolski in onitsha!!
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨👋🏼 Lukas Podolski has retired from professional football at 41 years old.
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Came as a star.
Leaves as legend.
Thank you, Robert Lewandowski, for every goal, every battle, and every magic moment wearing these colours. Culer forever. 💙❤️
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Looks more like an audition for Jon Snow and Joffrey Baratheon. 😂
👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC
Henry Cavill and Anthony Starr auditioning to play James Bond 20 years ago.
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ENOUGH OF BAD THINGS, TELL ME THE BEST THING YOUR FRIEND HAS DONE FOR YOU
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