normski :-)

@afneil They could ALL learn from France 24.

Telegraph reports cuts at Sky News as ratings slide. Recently launched prime time line up a failure. Way behind BBC News. Even GB News often has more viewers. Telegraph claims slump in staff morale.

Count Binface public votes: 93,304 Kate Andrews public votes: 0 Kate Andrews on Daily Politics: 93,304 Count Binface on Daily Politics: 0 Spooky.

@Heccles94 @bbclaurak I find it easier just to turn off anything that she is on.

Today @bbclaurak did the following: 1) made an outrageous claim that intimidation lost Jonathan Ashworth his seat 2) mocked labour policy in a sarcastic sing song voice 3) got Nigel farage to comment on divisive politics RT if you agree they need a new presenter.

@gavzilla Available in Farm Foods. They have an amazing biscuit selection.

Where did Lemon Puffs go? They were a standard classic biscuit, up there with your custard cream and your bourbons. Always in regular rotation in your gran’s biscuit tin. And now? It’s like they never existed.

@davesumnersmith Most definitely.

Has there always been a racist streak within the British electorate?

Last night as Bunty & I sat in the village pub in our stab vests, Claire the Marxist nurse & Gav her bearded teacher pal strode in. They sung ‘We’re in the money!’& burnt £10 notes in front of us before stomping out to score drugs. This is what Labour Britain already looks like😔

@warringtonnews We all are.

Andy Carter on 2024 General Election in Warrington South dlvr.it/T9G8WL

@bowlspur Not normal for Norfolk, but appreciated all the same.

Well done people of Norfolk South West 👏 👍🏻 #Truss

Pray, wherefore art thou? Liz Moggy Penny Grant Merce Fabby All gone Lost Bunty just weeps & won’t get out of bed Ramrod our lab just whines Jill hasn’t opened the village shop I sit alone In the dark Just me fiddling restlessly with my conkers We are beaten. #BritainHasFallen 😔

@johnsweeneyroar @AndrewmitchMP @LibDems Win or lose you have done an incredible job in highlighting this pubs of Sutton Coldfield. 🙏

We’ve crunched the numbers for #PlanetSuttonColdfield and @AndrewmitchMP is out, Labour in, and we’re fighting for third place with Reform. Whatever the result, huge thanks to everyone who voted for me, to my great @libdems gang and to the everyone who took part in our democracy at work.

Manifesto’s. They really don’t count for anything.

The saviour of the Tory Party.

6 Chancellors in 6 years. 6 Health Secretaries in 5. 9 Education Secretaries in 9. If they were a Head Teacher, their school would be in Special Measures. If they ran a branch of a bank, they’d be under arrest. A disgraceful rabble unfit for office: take them away!

@bofvideo @LBC @TomSwarbrick1 Had to turn him off this morning.

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 Well said, Tom. One of your less reality-adherent colleagues tried valiantly to get it going this morning but I think even he must be a bit sick of the crap attack lines he's being given to work with.

'This style of political campaigning is so despised, there isn't a soul among us who's going to be persuaded by any of it.' @TomSwarbrick1 brands the Tories' attack on Keir Starmer for 'making time for Friday night dinner' the 'lowest point of a dire election campaign.'

@GenealogyBeech Hope your tests go well. Try and reach out and speak to someone, anyone you connect to. Good luck.

Bob's favourite photograph. A long time ago now but sums him up perfectly. He was almost permanently kept in a cage by a hoarder for five years and I've never been able to socialise him properly. But to quote "I am who I am" and he is the most loving dog in the world.

I am 64 and live alone with my Patterdale. I have been unwell for months now. I am waiting for the results of new tests for abdominal pain and have another scan on Thursday. I would give anything for my parents who died some 35 and 21 years ago

REMINDER: The Conservatives scheduled 'Wine-time Fridays' between 4pm-7pm, every week, for staff in Number 10. During a global pandemic which killed over 200,000 people in Britain.

Ministers are never off duty.

@ByDonkeys @bowlspur Sadly much of Britains population don’t know what year it is or what party Farage is in.

Reminder: Nigel Farage loved Liz Truss’s disastrous mini-budget

'There are no days off' says Nadine Dorries who swanned off to the Australian jungle for a month while a sitting MP.

@BethRigby A Putin apologist and a dishonest politician. We only have to wait until Friday to see exactly how popular the populists are.

We went to Birmingham to watch Farage’s US-style, Trumpian election rally. One woman in the audience told me this: “I think there's a lot of silent people who maybe are frightened to say they vote Reform. And I think it's going to be a shock to the system”. Have a watch