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we figured out the secret btw its epstein

This and a racist blonde who is also a little retarded to watch How It’s Made reruns with would probably cure me

@CryptoCyberia There’s a frame rate threshold at which it becomes possible to successfully guide a fast moving object to a heat source. As you can imagine it’s not ideal for everyone to have that technology

Today I learned that thermal imagining cameras mostly operate at 7fps for consumers, but I haven't exactly learned WHY that is the case.

$RKLB "He sold at $106 thinking it would reverse to $90? Send it to $132."

Please ipo 🙏. I just want to go full port, put it all on black and let it ride

The time to end aid was 62 years ago when they killed JFK

Had a classic return to ChatGPT after running out of Claude usage and saw an ad. I wish OpenAI was public so I could short the fuck out of it. Also Claude is going to takeover the world

@earthtojake @sendcutsend Hoping this is the most over engineered sour patch kids dispenser ever made

The maniacs actually cut it @sendcutsend

Children are naturally enamored by trains. It is an evil society which does not build trains

God bless and God speed to the man the myth the legend Peter Beck and the entire RocketLab team. Thanks for sending my shit to the moon $RKLB 🚀📈🌖

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection. You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum. You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom. You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine. You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two. You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

Germans: Why are these grenades so accurate? Americans on a Tuesday.

Eventually airlines should put targeting pods, and instead of in-flight wifi, you can get a time slot to be a sensor operator lol.

Walking through the O’hare international terminal and man, these people better be taking one-way tickets or we need to triple the ICE budget There’s like a handful normal people and some cute Au Pair Euro girls, but it’s mostly a mass of rude and dysgenic third-worlders

Peak would be: Dress British Drive German Eat Italian Eat French

When you say "engineer" you mean SF kid who vibe codes an app When I say "engineer" I mean a chud farm boy from South Dakota who builds commercially viable equipment at 18 years old

reminder that Israel has never once deployed a single IDF soldier to fight alongside US forces