Texorcist

Taking magic mushrooms

trying to explain Grime music to my grandma… idiot doesn’t get it

Haven’t tweeted in a while but my depressions back so ayo guess who got shit to say

You can run a little red light, as a treat

Wellbutrin got rid of my ~spice~ and by spice I mean my delusions of grandeur

Interviewer “it says here you speak two languages?” “Yes, English and L337” “Ok, nerd”

A tractor commercial just called me a pussy

@theh3podcast Panera is overpriced hospital food!!

@HPSupport i responded

@notkylenow Hello, We are waiting to hear from you. Please reach out to us at your convenience and we'd be happy to help. Regards, HP Support

@HP @HPSupport pretty shitty return policy for a company worth $20BILLION + . Don't fill your computers with bloatware and you wont have people trying to return them. How would I know your products with have MCAFEE on them.

Who is this Getty person? And why are they always at celebrity parties?

H.P. Lovecraft stands for Harry Potter Lovecraft

I know the church was meaning to sound imposing with the marquee saying “Sin burn” but that just sounds like a friggen sick DJ name

@GKIDSfilms @TheNYFF But why did you change the title

THE BOY AND THE HERON is an Official Selection at #NYFF61! 🪽 @TheNYFF marks the US Premiere of #TheBoyAndTheHeron. We are honored to present Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli's newest masterpiece to American audiences for the first time!

Levi's Mononoke drop fuckin sucked, they cancelled all my orders due to "low stock" that's not even out of stock, what the fuck

I wonder what Malcom Middle thinks of all this

Made a blanket fort last night with Emily. Slept in it. This morning I woke up to a cat jumping on my head at 630am.

@loveislandusa Victor is a fucking asshole bully

The Islanders have a big choice ahead of them. What would you do? 😢 #LoveIslandUSA

I don’t understand why women keep water in their vagina during pregnancy, you’re gonna drown the baby

This 4th of July come on down to KFC for the Kentucky Fried Freedom meal 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies 55 Cokes 100 Tater Tots 100 Pizzas 100 Tenders 100 Meatballs 100 Coffees 55 Wings 55 Shakes 55 Pancakes 55 Pastas 55 Peppers 155 Taters

Wearing a leopard print thong to my girlfriends Mormon family event. Gotta spice things up for myself