brexton

They should make a zyn that doesn’t make you do 10 of em in 2 hours

puro pinche dodgers

white people be like are you guys in line

Goo Goo Dolls performing ‘iris’ in the pouring rain, 2004.

*hits the griddy into the custody battle*

God forbid a white boy get a lil motion

White ppl be like gee willikers

Nick Saban should do what Gordon Ramsey does on Kitchen Nightmares but for struggling CFB programs

at i10 icehouse jus straight up warp tourin’ it

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

disappear for 6 months and lock in

bro i could really use a wish right now

Cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.

This charcuterie shit is easy

“My Final Four is perfect” You picked four 1-seeds to make the Final Four? How does it feel to live life as a coward? Do you root for big corporations as well? Are you anti-small businesses? Have some pride.