Soumadeep H

@ShivAroor Meloni ji should have worn her Jhumka today

Instagram is going to need an ambulance today.

@Anmoy94 @vivbajaj Its a central govt project but the previous state govt was ensuring that the work stays incomplete

@vivbajaj Have you checked, its state govt project or central project?

Last night 2 am seen I am so glad to see resumption of work in bengal. Previous government was a sleeping shameless duck.

tilottoma r file reopen holo?

@bhatnaturally Kash ghonta

What do you call this in your language?

@BefittingFacts @VarunKrRana Piyush Kanodia(bjp candidate) from Newton Rajarhat)- hus brother is also been killed a day ago. Please bring some attention to this

X/Twitter Kolkata Police has unfollowed Mamata Banerjee, Abhishek Banerjee and Alt News and Now following Narendra Modi, PMOIndia, Amit Shah and HMOIndia. 😇

It will happen because Police will now start reporting crimes. 😂

@itsTarH No, even before that...

First order of business Put a new clean coat of paint Last time the city was painted was in 1947

@theskindoctor13 Lag raha hai ek mahine me Kejriwal khud join karega😆

Raghav Chadha, along with six Rajya Sabha members of AAP, has joined the BJP. The funny part is that Ashok Mittal, who was appointed by Arvind Kejriwal as the new Deputy Leader in the Rajya Sabha replacing Raghav Chadha, is also among the seven joining the BJP.

@theskindoctor13 @khushbookadri Aap chronology samjhiye

@manoj_216 And you are busy on X

They are busy landing rockets on ships. We are busy putting tilaks to Hindus in Lenskart stores.

@GabbbarSingh How can you have opinion about everything? I think you should be a Dhruv Rathee😜

I don’t think the world has seen a bigger pop-star than Michael Jackson. When he came to Andheri Sports complex in 1996, and made his appearance, girls literally fainted. A distant 3rd world country back then. Millions copied his dance moves. If his music video somehow appeared on TV, everybody would stop. His death slowed the Internet.

@here_soumya 🤣🤣

Strait of Hormuz.

@GabbbarSingh Speaker sir 32 waist size wala jeans lo toh tight hoti hai aur 34 lo toh loose hoti hai aur 33 size wali hai he nahi. Ye 33 size walon ke saath anyay ho raha hai.

@manishs446 @SkyStar04510789 Why so many TMKOC casts in Dhurandar😵

@SkyStar04510789 Mere dimag me to sidha Matka King Mohan Lal aaya tha is scene me .

I can't be the only one jisne ye notice kiya

west is discovering dhoop mei gadde sukhana

My wife used to pay 7,000 to the lady who cooked & cleaned. She was working for 3 years and asked to increase her salary to 8,500 or she will leave. My wife let her go, hoping to find another maid within the same budget. and hired a cleaner at 4,000 and cook at 6,000 I am not talking about my wife and maid 🤣 It's a corporate HR!

@Poan__Sapdi @ReheSamay be like: Itne paisa kaha hote hai

Samay Raina is performing in Delhi - 4 shows, each selling tickets worth around ₹10 crore. Even if organisers take 25%, he’s still making like ₹30 crore 😭😭😭 what are we even doing with our lives

What an irony! Om Shanti @Atheist_Krishna 🙏

In 2023, Deepinder Goyal showed a loss-making food-delivery industry how to make a profit Now, he’s disrupting another such industry: Aviation Not by running airlines, but by replacing Boeing and Airbus THREAD: Here’s what Deepinder Goyal is building at LAT Aviation🧵

Your entire brand and personality is built on insulting others. While you chase retweets by tearing people down, my family quietly heals lives without needing a spotlight. They’ve helped more people than your ego can count. Stay in your lane. And for a change, try being useful.