𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕓𝕠𝕪❤️

trying my hardest not to act how I feel

What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

Starting a marriage with not being able to afford jewelry is a wild.

Believe in God

weed got me looking at my lighter like “we really built this friendship from nothing” 😭🍃

I knew exactly how the algorithm worked. If you look at someone’s profile enough - if you obsessively click their photos, linger on their updates, and force your digital footprints all over their page - the system gets confused. It assumes a connection. It decides you must know each other. And then, it does exactly what you want it to do: it drops you right into their "People You May Know" feed like a carefully timed bomb. I spent three days doing it. Every hour on the dot, I opened Sarah’s profile. Then his other ex, Maya. I didn’t interact. I didn’t like a single photo. I just let my presence simmer in their cookies and data caches. Because I had just changed my profile picture. It was a photo from last weekend at the lake. The lighting was perfect, my hair looked incredible, and there he was—laughing, his arm wrapped tightly around my waist, pulling me into his side. The ultimate "we’re together now" shot. On Thursday night, I got a text from him. “Hey… did you block Sarah or something?” I smiled at my screen, taking a slow sip of my wine. “No, why? I don't even know her.” “She just called me losing her mind,” he replied. “She said you’ve been 'haunting' her feed all day. And then Maya texted me a screenshot of your profile popping up on her timeline, too. What is going on?” “Oh, wow. That’s so weird,” I typed back, my chest buzzing with the absolute, petty thrill of a flawless victory. “Must be a glitch in the algorithm. 😂”

green shirt wtf is you doing?? go help your sister🤦🏾‍♂️

All I wanted to do was to make it down the elevator man😭😭

I look better in a maybach and cyber truck

New York knicks winning this with ease. Let’s go my boys

How are we supposed to high five each other for a job well done??

Davido made it clear to Davrel that he will be streaming with him to get his house interior in China, and he couldn’t believe it.

if I were a man I'd be the best boyfriend in the world I swear to you IT'S SO EASY

Me with my tall, handsome, educated, and respectful man who is absolutely obsessed with me.

Modern interactions is performed

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wrong or right they gon criticise you

Do you look better in person or in pictures?

wtf man that’s not a smoothie, that’s a thick P🐱SSY

New York Knicks to dominate and take the win, while the Cleveland Cavaliers fall short again. Knicks staying unstoppable! 🏀🔥