Obanjo

828 posts

Obanjo

Obanjo

@omolloSirkal

Arsenal || Hustler / comedy, satire page

Katılım Nisan 2026
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@AffluentMist This is why churches will never be broke. People like this will come to buy redemption, acceptance and 'a new life'. They will also tap insecure men who want to feel validated by being seen with a beautiful woman in church
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Tayvra🤍@AffluentMist·
This is why you should never judge someone by one phase of their life.
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@AffluentMist @DurableMLecture Redemption story?? 😂😂 no you're just switching your prey to a man who wants to settle down, have kids and build a home This is literally what people call 'a hoe's final form'
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Tayvra🤍@AffluentMist·
@DurableMLecture After years of being a keyboard Pharisee, you still run to the comments to shame a woman’s redemption story.
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@MetamateDaz Start by getting a billion dollars, then come and tell us about the rest
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daz@MetamateDaz·
I genuinely don't understand people like Bezos and Musk. If I had billions of dollars, I would just start fixing everything. Homeless veterans sleeping on the streets? Not on my watch. Hungry children going to bed with empty stomachs? Hell no. They could be making life better but instead choose to build spaceships and data centers to pump stocks and destroy the planet
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Bruno Fernandes
Bruno Fernandes@B_Fernandes8·
how can I assist you? ☕
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Nimo Kilonzo ♓️
Nimo Kilonzo ♓️@kilonzoNice·
My Seattle grandma makes chapatis here in the US. She's 80 years old. @chapatimistress I raise you
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇨🇴 6 people are dead and more than 100 wounded after two indigenous communities in Colombia's Cauca region went to war over land. With stones and machetes that escalated to firearms. The Misak and Nasa communities have disputed the same ancestral territory for generations. A Colombian government body broke the standoff this week by formally granting the land to the Nasa. The Misak rejected it. By Thursday the fighting had turned deadly. Homes burned, people kidnapped, and one of the Misak's own leaders, Luis Enrique Tunubalá, killed in the clashes. This is what happens when a government tries to resolve a centuries-old land dispute with a bureaucratic decision and no enforcement to back it up.
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@rahsh33m Bro was trying to aura farm by lifting the pig 😂
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Mesh🇧🇧@rahsh33m·
If that was my first day on the job it would've been my last😂
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@ihysosa That one superhero in one punch man 😂 the king engine guy
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Sosa 𖤐
Sosa 𖤐@ihysosa·
It was already trying to chase off the lion ... Until it fell! May we not fall in the presence of our enemies
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@Kamau266 Taxi driver and single father of 5 fingers short fingerless socialite
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@TheFigen_ He's been waiting his whole life for that
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
A hero who saved his friend from electrocution with a flying double-footed kick.
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Jon Elder
Jon Elder@BlackLabelAdvsr·
I see these neighborhoods being built in Texas and I’m trying to figure out who in their right mind would buy a mansion with zero lot lines. Like, you could do a handshake through your kitchen window. Insane! Please make it make sense.
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@wahukagwi Alafu utaona watu wakisema marriage is a scam
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Wahu Kagwi
Wahu Kagwi@wahukagwi·
Take photos and videos of everything…your future self will thank you. This was Tumiso’s 1st birthday, and the 1st time I ever sang sweet love publicly ☺️
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@Olaogun_ @LCFC Imagine this guy scoring the goal that gets Leicester back to the premier league
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Richard Oluwamayowa
Richard Oluwamayowa@Olaogun_·
Hello @LCFC I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football. I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings. I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch. My highlights are here: @Olaogun9" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@Olaogun9 Thanks, Olaogun |
Leicester City@LCFC

We can confirm that 10 Men’s First Team players will depart upon the expiration of their contracts this summer. We would like to thank all those leaving us for their contributions during their time on Filbert Way, and wish them the very best for the future.

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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@Saddam_KE Not everyone's whole lives revolve around maandamano, lmao some people just want to enjoy life
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Saddam@Saddam_KE·
Mental health problem. You can’t convince me otherwise. Where was this energy when fuel was 130? Embarrassing fan base.
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Obanjo
Obanjo@omolloSirkal·
@alexmwanzo Rewarding someone for raising a kid is bullshit. It is a biological process that you must perfom as a parent. If you treat it like an option then don't blame others who run away and don't raise their kids
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Citizen TV Kenya
Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya·
Chaos as man rushes presidential dias, grabs President Ruto as he speaks in Ganze
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niko kadi
niko kadi@nikokadiKE·
2 weeks after polo kimani amekubali maji. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@KE_MrBlack Addis Ababa remains the strategic title primarily because it hosts the African Union Headquarters and the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa (UNECA). This is both a political and economic strategic hub for the African continent.
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MrBlack™@KE_MrBlack·
If Africa were one large country, which location would make the most strategic capital city?
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