Kris

Hull City winning the playoffs and ending SpyGate without a single lawyer involved… turns out all it took was 94 minutes of football. 🐯⚽️

@ThingsByNik @FabrizioRomano Slot has expended his line of credit for winning @premierleague and the bailiffs are ready to evict

@onefacthunt @FabrizioRomano I would rather pick a fan out the crowd every week to manage the team for 7 days taking turns than keep Slot. 😂

🚨 Arne Slot message to Liverpool fans: “I can understand at this moment in time they don’t have confidence that things can be much better next season… …but I think they are underestimating what a transfer window can do, what a new start can do… I think we know quite well what we have to improve”.

@FabrizioRomano I guess that means Slot is staying FFS. I really hope I am wrong. #ynwa #lfc

@FabrizioRomano Sorry, we saw the performances tail off at the end of last season as the Klopp magic worn off. One of the best and most expensive squads. I feel 12 games into next season we will be looking to replace him and wasting another season. #lfc #ynwa

Wes Streeting is either the missing contestant from the Apprentice or got lost on his way to work at Burtons selling suits. #starmer #downingstreet #labour

The whole footballing world is supporting Motherwell apart from a small part of Glasgow! #celtic #motherwell

Mate works as a printer in London , England and says his company has been asked to print a p45 form (commonly issued after a British citizen loses their job). It’s been marked top secret but the middle name of the individual who is about to lose their job is “Rodney”.

Understanding the inconsistencies in refereeing in the Premiership and happy for PGMOL to sort this. But they MUST ensure that the anti Utd bias remains. #LFC #YNWA

Even the Mrs is tempted with this one. A fantastic city break with a #GP to top it off is on the cards!!! #2027 @F1

Sending this wee one to bed, he is hoping for a miracle 2-3! #brfc @rovers

I hate @ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport so much !!! Why is it impossible to ring abroad from my phone !!!!!!

@FishwickDavid @LancashireCC This bad boy fucked (technical term, I may have used harsher language at the time) my car on Saturday morning. Currently filling in forms to claim the £175 for a new tyre back. I have no doubt it will be rejected on a technicality.

Today, this happened! I drove into a huge pothole just before the bridge in Sabden, Lancashire, & the alloy is now ruined, and the tyre is shredded! I was traveling slow as I was about to go over the bridge and a lorry was opposite. @LancashireCC #Pothole #Lancashire #Potholes

How are Scotland capable of being so good and so bad in the space of a week? The party tonight will be good though! #SCOvENG

@blogpreston @LancashireCC Nice One!

@onefacthunt @LancashireCC Hey Kris. We're speaking to LCC, apparently this may not be correct - and is a big change from what was said before Christmas if so. Story coming soon. Ed

A further 6wks of 🚦you snuck that in @LancashireCC this is really getting ridiculous driving in Preston it's either potholes you don't fix or road works you don't manage! It's miserable trying to get out of Grimsargh. @blogpreston lancashire.gov.uk/council/strate…

Harvey Elliott has a lot to give, let's not forhet what he achieved at U21 and that goal against #PSG .Not sure what's happened. #FreeHarveyElliot #YNWA #AVFC #LFC

@TNLUK the fact you can't even check results makes the #lottery really feel like a scam! Someone in IT is getting fired!

I think we need a @ValtteriBottas version of this for an #F1 driver ? @Cadillac_F1 can you make it happen?

Serious consideration has to be given to Slot continuing at LFC. We are only surviving due to the quality of players not the style of play etc that his management is bringing. We are devoid of ideas or style #ynwa