John Lampe

@RichardForMaine R u a senator

@NigelMagic @anttheeditor @McGuinnessNigel New York! I'm hoping to see him perform here around Grand Slam in September.

Smiles all round at Nigel’s very special Magical Night in London this time last week! Where do you want Nigel to perform next? 📸 @anttheeditor

the best genre of Warren Zevon song is “no one on earth is cooler than this weird guy i made up”. the second best is “do any women here want to kill me or do i have to do everything myself”

Forever and ever amen

Taps the "Chck out this Aidan Cleary thread" sign.

@mandaPaigeInman Same.

@otherjohnlampe I’m jealous of that tranquility

If you zoom in you can see a little cat having a pleasant afternoon

@brentalfloss @SkyTayDoh This is me with Xavier Renegade Angel. I feel for you.

@SkyTayDoh Harvey Birdman!

Y'ever try to share a beloved TV show with someone you're dating but it's an early 2000s comedy and you sit there saying "Just so you know I don't find that funny" and "yikes, that's very of it's time huh?" and "Oof, sorry" and "oh my god" and "we don't have to keep watching"

@brentalfloss The slogan? Horrifying. The bagel place across the street? Delicious.

I took off my “They Live” glasses but the words stayed the same

Damn they really violated my nigga Trump smh.

@MissKatefabe Okay, it's not a marinade but have you been freezing your tofu before cooking? Game changer in terms of texture, sauce retention, and all around taste.

#f95 just broke my heart. Nächtes jahr, jungs.

@KhanTheMusical A spinoff musical about Riker?

We've got two extremely exciting announcements coming a little later in the year! Any guesses what they are?

@USFortuna95 I'm so jealous.

OMMMM

I have drunk so much

I don't care what it costs. Keep Tzolis in Düsseldorf! #F95

This headline alone gave me whiplash.

BREAKING: Aragorn son of Arathorn, who is called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor has arrived at the 2024 #MetGala

@USFortuna95 Fingers crossed! That was brutal.

Good first half! Hope Hübner is not badly injured.

I saw this show tonight and it's great. Anyone who has ever had a love/hate relationship with your instrument (and I think that's all musicians) will get it. Hell of a show and running until the 28th!

@MrMaconPrickett Did she snag a non-Equity contact for this?

MOTHER IS BACK!!!!