panderings

Damn, that's a dark headline @washingtonpost.

With all due respect to @macfound, @NobelPrize, and other organizations that recognize human achievement, I think the real genius is the mastermind behind these:

@ShenaCavallo it's never too late Shena!

Its wild to think we could all be living radically different lives. Like I could be a vet right now in PA.I think I would have been a good vet but as a child, some kids dashed my dreams because I drew myself as a vet with colorful clothes.

Unless you read @axios you won't appreciate the subtle humor of this @katie_robertson article nytimes.com/2022/03/07/bus….

Excellent pun @tomsherwood washingtoncitypaper.com/article/516542…

Tree blocking Hiker Biker trail Ft Mahon @311DCgov @DCDPR.

double 🌈 @capitalweather

I have to say, I do appreciate a police chief who knows the importance of room temp eggs going into cake batter.

@RachelPerrone I mean, who doesn't feel that way TBH?

@311DCgov @DCDPW Unit block of Bryant St. NE.

@panderings @DCDPW Good evening! Thank you for the alert. Can you please provide an exact location so that we may submit a request? Thank you.

.@DCDPW our leaves were supposed to be collected last week. Everyone raked and put them into piles in their tree boxes. And now they're a mess again because you haven't collected them. Ward 5, Area C. @311DCgov

Throwing missiles @TomJackmanWP? washingtonpost.com/local/public-s…

BLM-DC with a scathing rebuke of @GoodWinForDC, calling him a "corporate-backed opportunist who will say whatever he thinks sounds good to get elected." W/ video: youtube.com/watch?v=p5A0J7…

DC BLM Votes No Confidence in Marcus Goodwin for At-Large Council Seat. Why do you ask? ➡️ Opposes a minimum wage increase ➡️ Doesn’t want the wealthy to pay their fair share ➡️ Is a luxury condo developer who chooses money over families ➡️ Is against defunding MPD

There is real voter suppression happening across the country, but here in #DC, @Vote4DC is going to suppress voter turnout with its sheer incompetence.

Life is really scary right now, but today, I woke up and my team and I made a damn newspaper. We think EVERYONE deserves access to news, especially during hard times like these. Will you become a @wcp member and help us do it again next week? Thank you! washingtoncitypaper.com/news/coronavir…

@ndelgadillo07 .@nknapper is setting up in Ward 1. gofundme.com/f/nw-dc-covid1…

Hi! I am writing about community kindness and neighborly generosity during the local COVID-19 outbreak. Setting up a mutual aid program? Helping out your neighbors (or getting help from them)? Give me a shout. natalie@dcist.com, or my DMs are open.

Suspected ringleader:

.@JMGinDC is spot on. More police in neighborhoods with violent crime isn't helping. Investing in violence prevention and building real community-police relations will. #ward2 #Ward2candidateforum

#Ward2candidateforum @JackEvansWard2 just said he'd get rid of @councilofdc perks like CM license plates if reelected. 😅 #ward2