Rene Parker

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Rene Parker

Rene Parker

@parkerplatform

Finally pissing off her parents late as an adult.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Does #KPCC's Twitter correspondent have to sound like a 16 yr. old, or is that just a job requirement for all #socialmedia "experts"?
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I just had a 60 Minutes Reporter sighting on the elevator, or I just stared down some random old dude. #60minutes
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San Diego is packed with gaggles of men in polos. Love it!
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Moths are assholes.
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I just got an evil stare from a woman driving a Fiat. Am I supposed to take that seriously?
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L.A. election day reminders this year have become a plague. They now outnumber Viagra spam but boast no exciting benefits.
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I just found out that babies don't crawl until 6 months. Are you kidding me?! Ugh! Babies take forever to learn stuff.
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I'm so glad she's a winner.
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Nothing like finishing up a workout and thinking, "Man, something smells nasty, like sour milk. Oh wait, that's me." Thanks son!
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