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@hdelight_ Be shite to sleep in tbh

@Scoachmurphy A scrambled foot

What fresh hell is this

Thrilling chase underway here....

@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Any player other than Duncan Ferguson is incorrect Bob

THE MOST OVERRATED PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL COMING RAAR UP 👍

@Michael1979 Jeremy Corbyn once attended the funeral of some terrorist horses and laid a wreath

I'm worried about horse misinformation. So I'd like to create a lie-filled thread in which all the lies about horses are confined forever. Please post YOUR horse untruth here. I'll start: In 1994, a Norwegian man died from shock after seeing too many horses (103) in one weekend.

@ed11e @RNLI Don’t be a grass

A warm welcome aboard to all our new followers and supporters who've joined our crew these past few days. These are just some of the many recent rescues that the amazing volunteers you support have been carrying out this week 👇 #SaveEveryOne

@JailedGed Is that a chocolate sauce or juiced flies

@joeAC94 @bashy_mc @raphaelvarane @markgoldbridge @emmotto I can see the Stretford End nailing that high note

@chriswatson187 Which vaccine? I’ll find a way to do it

They can literally make anything about them. Weirdo's #LFC Have they claimed the #VACCINE yet #COVID19

Hi Darren, hope this enlightens you: There are no 'legal' routes for most fleeing conflict so have to risk their lives to find safety -human right. They bring their dreams to succeed & give back. I was one of those 'illegals', now I'm saving lives of people like yourself in NHS.

@BLUENOSEBOB1878 #FSGIn

@patch_1986_ Yes for the 1st 2 home games 👍

This season I'm gonna concentrate on chickening Liverpool's FSG out brigade who are the most deluded people known to man. I will work my way to the rest of their support once my 1st mission is complete 👍

This is from a man unable to withstand 30 secs of mild criticism from his weatherman before quitting. Kids need people who don't belittle mental health as role models.

@JailedGed Will the £30 be spent on more fly death traps

@PearcesPecker2 Stop talking sense his FIFA rating is 78

I really don’t understand why ppl are freaking out about Bowen. A he’d be a backup (and he’s home grown). B his work rate is incredible and C he had 8G/5A for West Ham last season, whereas Jota had 7G/1A the season before we signed him #LFC #bowen

@Scouse_MaTweet Even the non-balds were pretty grim yesterday

The amount of b*lds is not surprising to me

This story is completely false. It’s never been more important for journalists to tell the truth and not just make stuff up. Shame on you Mr. @MullockSMirror

@LFC Phill Babb

It's time for some more training shots! 📸 Who do you want to see, Reds?

Not convinced by the personal responsibility tbh

Weird as they never showed any symptoms